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Funny twitter article translating online dating profiles
“Laid back” is dating profile-ese for “has no discernible personality”
*Sunglasses = face is jacked and doesn’t match the torso
“Swimmer’s build” = Shamu is also a swimmer.
"old fashioned gentleman" = will yell at you at the drop of the hat, and probably ask for nudes.
"Looking for a girl who doesn't take herself too seriously" is always code for "pls have zero personal or sexual boundaries"
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/popular-dating-profile-lines_us_5b60df40e4b0b15aba9da4ff
