Aphonse Capone's smocking gun... this will be the internets new "covfefe"

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Mark my words.

On edit: bwahawhaaaa... He deleted it.

Typos... the 45 gift that keeps on giving.


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[jberryhill]

1. Capone was well known for his irritation at putting on smocks the conventional way

When moved by artistic impulses, Capone couldn't bother to put on a smock, so he developed the smocking gun which would instantly clothe him in one.

Little known fact.

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3. That was pretty damn fast. and damn good.

I eagerly await the next renditions.


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[jberryhill]

5. Twitter search

You can usually find an appropriate image from the kids passing notes in the back of the class (which is pretty much what Twitter is).

[Tommy_Carcetti]

2. Relax. Nothing of his is truly ever deleted.

It lives on and on and on and on. It's why I don't fear Mike Pence because people still won't be able to get Donald Trump out of their head long after he resigns/is removed from office/suffers a KFC related coronary.

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Trevor Pitt @Trevor_Pitt

Al Capone was innocent, see? Snorky never used no smocking gun to kill nobody, nyah, see? NO COLLUSION, SEE? Listen coppers, you’ll never take me alive!

9:27 AM - 1 Aug 2018

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Eric Allen Hatch? @ericallenhatch · 24m24 minutes ago

THE UNTOUCHABLES (1987): Kevinth Costner stars as Eliotio Ness, the man who dared square off against the smocking gun of Alfonse Capone.

9:25 AM - 1 Aug 2018

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