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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsMillions of Americans Denied Groceries After Failing to Provide I.D. - By Andy Borowitz
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (The Borowitz Report)Millions of Americans were foiled in their attempts to purchase groceries on Wednesday after failing to provide the proper government-issued I.D. cards.
From coast to coast, food-seeking scofflaws were turned away from supermarkets, convenience stores, and fruit markets as they tried to circumvent the nations long-standing grocery I.D. laws.
Given that Americans have been required to show I.D. to buy food for years, its amazing that people still try to get away with this, Carol Foyler, a supermarket cashier in Fresno, California, said. Its always, Oh, I left my food I.D. in my other pants, or some B.S. like that. Believe me, Ive heard it all.
In Cleveland, Ohio, a man attempting to buy a loaf of bread, two yogurts, and a bottle of Fanta tried to use another consumers food I.D. to make the purchase, but was busted by sharp-eyed security personnel.
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Gothmog
(145,321 posts)Ron Obvious
(6,261 posts)LanternWaste
(37,748 posts)Ron Obvious
(6,261 posts)I found it a witless non-sequitur.
NBachers
(17,120 posts)Liberalagogo
(1,770 posts)n/t
maxrandb
(15,334 posts)LudwigPastorius
(9,155 posts)You couldn't get a fake Food I.D. back then for love or money.
calimary
(81,318 posts)StarryNite
(9,446 posts)IronLionZion
(45,454 posts)Trump demands that people produce their original long form food ID, not the fake ones they've been using. One tell is that if a person eats mostly fast food, then it's probably real. Fake IDs are used for soy milk, organic chia seeds, fair trade coffee, and whatever they think liberals eat.
bucolic_frolic
(43,182 posts)Ask for a discount. Not saying you deserve one, but it never hurts.
FSogol
(45,488 posts)Will Trumpy take their children?
rickford66
(5,524 posts)Now I find out.
at140
(6,110 posts)never needed an ID so far, is this a new rule?
wishstar
(5,270 posts)as he crazily claimed that photo ID is required to buy groceries
DoctorJoJo
(1,134 posts)0rganism
(23,957 posts)the shit Trump spouts like he awoke from fever dreams sometimes ends up as a policy debate, so i'm a bit nervous about this "photo ID to buy groceries" thing
i suppose we'll still be able to buy unregistered groceries in the Democratic ghettos, but we'll probably need photos on our ration cards in the camps
Ilsa
(61,695 posts)Don't give them any ideas! They are already going after SNAP, etc.
Honeycombe8
(37,648 posts)rurallib
(62,423 posts)In my younger days my Dad had to get a liquor passbook in Iowa. This allowed you so many purchases per year as I recall - I was only @ 6 or so.
I do know that by summer he was using passbooks from his non drinking friends.
Maybe we will only be allowed so much meat and be forced to buy more broccoli?
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LiberalFighter
(50,950 posts)rurallib
(62,423 posts)I listen to a lot of old time radio and those are often referenced - thanks
NastyRiffraff
(12,448 posts)IronLionZion
(45,454 posts)Ilsa
(61,695 posts)IronLionZion
(45,454 posts)so people will just have to wait for the background checks and get the correct permits if they want to eat.
duforsure
(11,885 posts)Stop and frisk in the grocery aisles program from them. lol
left-of-center2012
(34,195 posts)Scared and panicking !
Gothmog
(145,321 posts)JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,350 posts)Go to a local Farmers' Market, and you will see people selling and buying food from other people, no ID requested.