Dear Sarah,

[mfcorey1]

One day you will no longer be employed by the United States Government as a press secretary for the Drumpf administration. You will return to public life where every one you meet will remember you as the greatest prevaricator to ever grace the earth. We await your return.

[Funtatlaguy]

1. Hey Sarah, I know you believe in Heaven....guess what?

You ain’t getting in.

[magicarpet]

2. There is a reserved space for her in that hotter spot...

.... No sun, no beach, no breeze.
Sarah welcome to hell.

[Funtatlaguy]

3. Yes. her father too.

[3Hotdogs]

9. With a long, slow turning skewer up her ass and turning her carcass over a hot flame.

Now don't you really wish there was a hell?

[FakeNoose]

5. She'll go into church ministry or something

I bet she'll find Jesus and grift at some fundamentalist church.
Where she would be welcomed with open arms I might add.
Just look at her Dad.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. She'll get a job on Fox News, but only as an occasional contributor,

because she doesn't fit in with their sexy blonde cleavage-showing regular hosts, though she's just as dumb and duplicitous.

[dem4decades]

6. You're being kind. She'll be remembered as a pile of dung.

[Funtatlaguy]

7. Hahaha...I love the word dung....it sounds even worse than its synonyms.

[maxsolomon]

8. She's nowhere near the greatest.

She's there to stonewall, and engage the press only the absolute minimum of time and frequency. She doesn't even lie that much, just defers, ducks, deflects, and departs.

[gohuskies]

10. Suckabee Sanders Josephina Goebbels

SS is the biggest liar this side of Orange Anusface. I refer to her as Frau Goebbels. Her press briefings are a complete joke that history will not think highly of.