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This is not my idea but I thought why not ask the question here.
Link to tweet
Demovictory9
(32,493 posts)FoxNewsSucks
(10,436 posts)you fucking fuck!
Get the fuck out!!
DinahMoeHum
(21,835 posts)Doreen
(11,686 posts)You took the words right out of my mouth.
rzemanfl
(29,583 posts)tblue37
(65,547 posts)vlyons
(10,252 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,985 posts)BigmanPigman
(51,660 posts)Fang ATTACK!".
moriah
(8,311 posts)... detailing exactly what I might say, do, or shout to another person in the home might break DU guidelines and/or get undesirable secret service attention.
Fortunately it'll never happen.
Kablooie
(18,647 posts)Then I turn around and drop my pants.
MaryMagdaline
(6,859 posts)Glamrock
(11,803 posts)I'm in fear for my life. I'm standing my ground!
Shit, I don't even own a gun. But one can dream, yeah?
Niagara
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He's an intruder and we have castle doctrine in N.Y.
nini
(16,672 posts)It aint worth it. Lol
RockRaven
(15,088 posts)Hopefully I'd be holding some ketchup, strawberry jam, or red wine to throw or splash around for startling effect. He is a flinch-prone coward after all...
Look, it's an absolutely sh*tty, discriminatory, rooted-in-bigotry sentiment that he has regarding HIV/AIDS (and also any visible blood), and I'd probably be really ashamed about having exploited it (insofar as any exploitation of it could become a reinforcement of it).
But Trump DOES HAVE this fear/hang-up, and I want nothing to do with him on a interpersonal level. I mean that literally.
I do not want to EVER be in the same place as him. I never want either of us to ever lay eyes upon the other. If it so happened that we were in the same place at the same time, my deepest desire would be for that confluence of space-time parameters to become divergent as quickly as possible. And I would exploit any mote of knowledge about him I had in my possession to effect this outcome.
TlalocW
(15,394 posts)And then I would hold his hand in an iron grip and not let go until I said everything I had wanted to. The first time he tried to interrupt would be his last attempt as he would be on his knees after I kicked him in the balls.
TlalocW
CottonBear
(21,597 posts)kysrsoze
(6,025 posts)scarletlib
(3,419 posts)Cha
(298,049 posts)Awsi Dooger
(14,565 posts)I don't see how I could be prosecuted
sakabatou
(42,204 posts)mr_lebowski
(33,643 posts)Lint Head
(15,064 posts)ProudMNDemocrat
(16,898 posts)John Fante
(3,479 posts)gopiscrap
(23,768 posts)keel over dead so I piss on your rotting corpse
Midnight Writer
(21,853 posts)malaise
(269,295 posts)fleabiscuit
(4,542 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,472 posts)Jamaal510
(10,893 posts)my house has no Internet so that he can't use Twitter.
Sedona
(3,770 posts)Yonnie3
(17,516 posts)Perhaps preceded by what's that smell?
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dembotoz
(16,866 posts)So a very empty threat. ..
ornotna
(10,810 posts)Here in Florida we do have this law that everyone is talking about.
Funtatlaguy
(10,895 posts)malaise
(269,295 posts)(to the Well trained dog).
Sancho
(9,072 posts)GoCubsGo
(32,102 posts)If he refuses to leave, the I call the police and report an unwanted intruder.
Takket
(21,703 posts)NCTraveler
(30,481 posts)He breached the front door of my castle.
mainstreetonce
(4,178 posts)Would you like a piiece piece of pie?
mnmoderatedem
(3,736 posts)Still In Wisconsin
(4,450 posts)That's what he does to contractors, so...
zeusdogmom
(999 posts)Since Zeus wants to jump up and give everyone coming to the door dog kisses, I'd just let Zeus do his thing. I understand Trumpie is a germophobe so a few licks of a a big ol' dog tongue should do the trick. And you know where that tongue has been ....😄.
Of course after licking Trump's nasty orange face, I'd have to treat Zeus with some type of cleaner. How would one get Trump stink off a dog???
FoxNewsSucks
(10,436 posts)zeusdogmom
(999 posts)sinkingfeeling
(51,494 posts)Squinch
(51,087 posts)Initech
(100,145 posts)janterry
(4,429 posts)We have a really large dog. And I'm afraid someone walking in would just set his whole protective thing off.
OTOH, he would make light work of Trump
2naSalit
(86,943 posts)posting it here.
better
(884 posts)you done fucked up, right?
tavernier
(12,416 posts)Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?
(The old timers will remember this one)
peekaloo
(22,977 posts)get the red out
(13,468 posts)They've had all their shots, they wouldn't catch anything.
LakeSuperiorView
(1,533 posts)So not much use against a surprise intruder. I definitely feel threatened by him, but think I would have a tough time convincing a jury that I feared bodily harm from that decrepit tub of goo.
I guess I would see how high I could make him bounce on my front lawn.