Trump's Funeral

[dmr]

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1st Twitter: Is a pic of a saluting Marine standing before a flagged draped coffin inside a dumpster.

2nd Twiiter: "OMG! It's Sean Spicer in a rented uniform!"

[dalton99a]

1. Perfect.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

2. Only FOX will broadcast it....

Ted Nugent, Gary Busey, the 3 wives, ex-mistresses, will be present. The rest will be in prison.

[Fritz Walter]

19. And the (ex-)wives will all be wearing red dresses!

That's a reference to Cher's best line Moonstruck.

[smirkymonkey]

3. Hah! This is great.

When he dies (hopefully soon) they will have to bribe people to attend.

All the crowds will be out in the streets dancing and cheering.

[leftieNanner]

26. Well, they are advertising for attendees to his rallies!

Maybe they will have to put a thing on Craigslist:

Wanted: Actors for a two hour gig. Ability to cry on command a must. Must have a black suit.

[Moostache]

4. Set fire to that dumpster! (n/t)

[mainstreetonce]

5. Do you think

SNL could get away with doing a sketch with trump's casket in a dumpster?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. Wrong flag!

[alterfurz]

7. Official speaker list for Donald Trump's memorial service (via MiddleAgeRiot)

Ted Nugent
Scott Baio
Joe Arpaio
Ted Nugent again
The roaring flatulence of a thousand deplorables
Nazi to be named later
Current wife (whoever that is)
Ted Nugent

[Fritz Walter]

22. And, of course, Franklin Graham will conduct the services

Unless, of course, he is outbid by any of the other mega-church grifters:
Kenneth Copeland
Pat Robertson
Benny Hinn
Joel Osteen
Creflo Dollar

Grifters gotta grift!
And the drumpf clan has to make money off it somehow.

[leftieNanner]

27. But if Donnie doesn't have any $$ left by then

(my fervent wish) then these guys might not be available.

And since there won't be anybody in the pews, passing the plate won't net much cash.

[ADX]

8. FYI...

...That's an Army soldier in the above-posted image, not a Marine.

Cool pic, though...

[ffr]

9. A few of his cult followers might still be around after the Kool Aid drink-a-thon.

I'd find it hard to believe they all got the recipe correct.

[lpbk2713]

10. It will be carried by Comedy Central.

Too bad George Carlin and Robin Williams aren't around any more.

[onethatcares]

13. I wish Hunter S. Thompson was

alive and writing another "Fear and Loathing" novella.

Imagine how he could get under the dumpsters' skin.

[Horse with no Name]

11. All I know is it can't come soon enough

Naturally of course. I should send him a McD’s gift card.

[FightingIrish]

12. And of course the eternal flame

[alterfurz]

30. "...and the stench from that fire can truly blight the world"

[lunatica]

14. This entire thread is a Duzy!

I wish it could be immortalized!

[ProudLib72]

15. I rarely laugh out loud at posts, but this one was exceptional

[OldManTarHeel]

16. I LOLed . . Well Done.

[Auggie]

17. LOL!

[homegirl]

18. We won't

see it. Donald will die in:

1. Federal prison. How do prisons dispose of those who die while imprisoned?
2. In Russia, where he will be cremated and his ashes returned to his grandchildren in the USA.

[erronis]

20. Donnie will die in a gated community. With luck the NORK boy, putine, duterte, etc.

Will be around to swap stories before their execution date.

OK, science fiction. Or hopefulness.

[bucolic_frolic]

21. The entirety of Trump's Republican party was behind NAFTA ... Bill Clinton could not avoid it

and by the way #TrumpsEpitaph was a subject buzzing on Twitter midday yesterday ... there were some really humorous ones.

[LiberalLovinLug]

23. Trumpster in a Dumpster

[randr]

24. His monument will be a gold spray painted urinal

[NoMoreRepugs]

25. King tRumpy thinks even the buggywhip industry might come

back once he quashes NAFTA....so much incredible thinking going on inside that all powerful mind of his.

[Nitram]

28. "OMG! It's Sean Spicer in a rented uniform!" ROFL!!!

[The Blue Flower]

29. Il dumpf will die in prison

They'll sneak his body out in the dead of night and toss it in a landfill.

[Gothmog]

31. Who will speak at this funeral?

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[JHan]

32. This is funny but if trump dies his funeral will be well attended..

He will be eulogized, it'll be a field day for every nutjob Pastor in town. Republican officials will attend.

Trumpkins will make sure to be there. He is a cult-like figure for Republicans. They love him. McCain's shaming didn't stop them making excuses for him. Even Lindsey Graham had the temerity to invite Ivanka and Jared despite McCain wanting nothing to do with the Trumps. Cindy McCain was too decent to tell him fuck off in her grief.

And Trump's vulgarity didn't stop Meghan McCain's husband from defending him at the Federalist ( even though his wife's family was the target of some of Trump's most disgusting attacks)

The Approval rating of Trump among Republicans is ridiculously high and after he dies, his cultish sycophants will work hard to make sure he is forever remembered.