Trump to fill Texas stadium? That will take so

[Laura PourMeADrink]

many Craigslist "crowd actors" unemployment will go down to 0%

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. It holds more than 100,000.

His largest crowd ever was somewhere around 20,000.

[democratisphere]

3. Jerry Jones has a lot of money to blow on this craziness.

Craigslist actors will have a bonanza!

[Laura PourMeADrink]

7. Is that the biggest stadium? We thought Kyle field

at A&M ?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. I'm not sure. I know there are a couple of them that hold more than 100,000

but I don't know which is which. In any event, if Spanky tries to fill one of those he might end up pretty embarrassed.

[ProudLib72]

2. Fill it with what?

McDonalds cheeseburgers?

Might take a couple of weeks for him to make it through that many cheeseburgers.

[ToTheStreets]

4. Trump and Texas

Perfect

[Turbineguy]

5. I read somewhere

they have these really good sex dolls these days.

[lpbk2713]

6. Wait until they find out he's going to stiff them.

Like he does everyone else who works for him.

[Mopar151]

9. It's cool! Drinks are on Vlad!