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Pluvious

(4,310 posts) Mon Sep 3, 2018, 01:23 PM Sep 2018

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Reflecting upon our FLOTUS's Revitalized Kidneys...

Last edited Mon Sep 3, 2018, 02:35 PM - Edit history (1)

I'm sure this is covered by our socialize medial care !

Can I get an amen ?!!

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Reflecting upon our FLOTUS's Revitalized Kidneys... (Original Post) Pluvious Sep 2018 OP

Unrec. Agschmid Sep 2018 #1

Kind of looks like she's going for the Control-Z Sep 2018 #2

So THAT'S why she disappeared for so long! donkeypoofed Sep 2018 #3

Looks like the original ones were deflating. CatMor Sep 2018 #4

Well, she's gotta keep up with her profession dalton99a Sep 2018 #5

I always thought your kidneys were at your back? MiniMe Sep 2018 #6

I've had kidney surgery. I guess I'll have moobs before long. tonyt53 Sep 2018 #7

Funny. Is it just me are is Melania starting to seem more interesting? Midnight Writer Sep 2018 #8

She didn't go full-on Stormy, but close. SMC22307 Sep 2018 #9

How sad that she thinks she has to compete with a porn star for the affections of a man smirkymonkey Sep 2018 #10

She only recently had surgery...her implants are still settling.. HipChick Sep 2018 #13

Exactly! They do look more matronly instead of sexy. smirkymonkey Sep 2018 #16

They may share the same doctor but they both have the same overlord Brother Buzz Sep 2018 #17

The doctor moved the kidneys too high. LuckyCharms Sep 2018 #11

K&R UTUSN Sep 2018 #12

Reminds me of Bob Hope. lpbk2713 Sep 2018 #14

The First Tittays sure did grow Saboburns Sep 2018 #15

Agschmid

(28,749 posts)

1. Unrec.

Reply to Pluvious (Original post)

Mon Sep 3, 2018, 01:26 PM

Sep 2018

Control-Z

(15,682 posts)

2. Kind of looks like she's going for the

Reply to Pluvious (Original post)

Mon Sep 3, 2018, 01:28 PM

Sep 2018

Stormy Daniels look.

donkeypoofed

(2,187 posts)

3. So THAT'S why she disappeared for so long!

Reply to Pluvious (Original post)

Mon Sep 3, 2018, 01:28 PM

Sep 2018

That explains the mystery! Thanks.

CatMor

(6,212 posts)

4. Looks like the original ones were deflating.

Reply to Pluvious (Original post)

Mon Sep 3, 2018, 01:39 PM

Sep 2018

dalton99a

(81,468 posts)

5. Well, she's gotta keep up with her profession

Reply to Pluvious (Original post)

Mon Sep 3, 2018, 01:42 PM

Sep 2018

MiniMe

(21,714 posts)

6. I always thought your kidneys were at your back?

Reply to Pluvious (Original post)

Mon Sep 3, 2018, 01:44 PM

Sep 2018

tonyt53

(5,737 posts)

7. I've had kidney surgery. I guess I'll have moobs before long.

Reply to Pluvious (Original post)

Mon Sep 3, 2018, 02:12 PM

Sep 2018

Midnight Writer

(21,753 posts)

8. Funny. Is it just me are is Melania starting to seem more interesting?

Reply to Pluvious (Original post)

Mon Sep 3, 2018, 08:37 PM

Sep 2018

SMC22307

(8,090 posts)

9. She didn't go full-on Stormy, but close.

Reply to Pluvious (Original post)

Mon Sep 3, 2018, 09:17 PM

Sep 2018

Fake, fake, fake. I detest this family.

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)

10. How sad that she thinks she has to compete with a porn star for the affections of a man

Reply to Pluvious (Original post)

Mon Sep 3, 2018, 10:02 PM

Sep 2018

who isn't worth it.

BTW, she looked better before. The larger breasts make her look heavier and don't look good in clothes.

HipChick

(25,485 posts)

13. She only recently had surgery...her implants are still settling..

Reply to smirkymonkey (Reply #10)

Mon Sep 3, 2018, 11:59 PM

Sep 2018

but her implants are too big for her ribcage...she and Ivanka must share the same dr...they both have that overstuffed CC implant look, that make them look matronly rather than sexy......

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)

16. Exactly! They do look more matronly instead of sexy.

Reply to HipChick (Reply #13)

Tue Sep 4, 2018, 01:15 AM

Sep 2018

Their breasts are far too large for their frames. It looks ridiculous. I had mine reduced because I didn't like being so busty. I am much happier being a C cup than a huge double D.

Brother Buzz

(36,421 posts)

17. They may share the same doctor but they both have the same overlord

Reply to HipChick (Reply #13)

Tue Sep 4, 2018, 01:27 AM

Sep 2018

I'm just saying

LuckyCharms

(17,425 posts)

11. The doctor moved the kidneys too high.

Reply to Pluvious (Original post)

Mon Sep 3, 2018, 10:09 PM

Sep 2018

UTUSN

(70,684 posts)

12. K&R

Reply to Pluvious (Original post)

Mon Sep 3, 2018, 11:45 PM

Sep 2018

lpbk2713

(42,757 posts)

14. Reminds me of Bob Hope.

Reply to Pluvious (Original post)

Tue Sep 4, 2018, 12:01 AM

Sep 2018

Thanks for the Mammaries.

Saboburns

(2,807 posts)

15. The First Tittays sure did grow

Reply to Pluvious (Original post)

Tue Sep 4, 2018, 12:19 AM

Sep 2018

That kidney procedure has caused localised swelling in the tittay area.

Poor thing.

Thoughts and prayers and what not.

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