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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsI Am Part of the Resistance Inside the Plainview High Cheer Squad
https://media.newyorker.com/photos/5b91591f5803be2dae346a6a/master/w_649,c_limit/Flake-Plainview-High-Resistance.jpgCheer captain Jenna Kelly is a psycho hose beast and everybody knows it, but nobodys got the guts to come out and say it to her face.
Its not just that she made Kayleigh Fielder cry outside the band room. Or that she hooked up with Olivia DeSantiss boyfriend a week before junior prom. Or that shes been spreading rumors that Mrs. Sullivan is doing coke in the teachers lounge, even though Mrs. Sullivan is THE NICEST and would never.
The problem is that she doesnt even know how many of us hate her guts, and how many people there are here at Plainview who are planning to take her down.
I should know. Im one of them.
..............
Everybody wants to get her kicked off the team so bad, but her routines did get us to state semifinals, and the judges are going to want to see her signature basket-toss double flip. If were going to get to finals, we have to focus, and try to keep Jenna from burning down Sophies house.
In closing, I will say that I am basically Jennas best friend. But this is bigger than Jenna, and its bigger than me. Whats at stake here is nothing less than the fate of the Plainview Panthers. GO, PANTHERS!!!
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I Am Part of the Resistance Inside the Plainview High Cheer Squad (Original Post)
kpete
Sep 2018
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Leghorn21
(13,524 posts)1. Totes adorbs!!
(Or whatever the kids are sayin these days!)
Gothmog
(145,195 posts)2. I love good satire
Anonymous author is so torn. Must be hard to sleep at night trying to play both sides.