Preview For This Week's Top 10 Conservative Idiots

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Before we get into the latest insane thing Trump did this week, we're going to play a game of "What's In The Background?". So... what's in the background? Wait for it...

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Yup, they respect the flag by blowing their snot into it! And that's what's in the background!

*audience laughs and applauds*

This week on the Top 10 - we are live from the San Jose Improv! We're going to play a game of *cue reverb* "WHO IS THE NEW YORK TIMES OP ED WRITER???", we play a game of "What's In The Background", Trump might be the worst boss ever, Roy Moore sues Sasha Baron Cohen, Alex Jones gets kicked off Twitter for good, we add Marco Rubio to the growing list of People Who Somehow Got Elected, and we're probably all gonna die. For real this time! Plus we've got a new edition of "Beating A Dead Horse" in which we're going to show you how Trump loving conservatives are beating into the ground their undying hatred of Colin Kaepernick. OK, we get it guys, you hate him, you really hate him! And in our weekly investigative piece Top 10 Investigates, we're going to find out exactly what the fuck is going on with Elon Musk and the Thai Cave Rescuers, it's quite insane. And in our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", our resident pastor is going to explore the religious side of the Kavanaugh hearings, because, JAYSUS. Plus we've got an all new edition of People Are Dumb, because people are dumb. And the next installment of our ongoing series Deep State Diaries is going to explore our creative side as we check out the National Endowment For The Arts! And speaking of the arts, some live music from Coheed & Cambria!

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