CNN Claims A Hurricane Is Approaching, But CNN Is Fake News!

[LandOfHopeAndDreams]

Cult Leader Drumpf tells me that everything reported on CNN & MSNBC is fake news. They're a bunch of liars.

So all their talk about needing to be prepared is designed to trick me into wasting my time. They're trying to drive me away from my home. Probably because they're going to send in their agents to rob my home.

Not to mention all the weather people conflating the hurricane with global warming, when we all know that global warming is a great big hoax. I looked out at the Atlantic Ocean, and see nothing but clear, blue skies. Clearly there is no hurricane out there.

I'm going to lock my doors and turn on Faux. They'll help me through whatever may come my way.