Profiles in Crazy, III . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

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Donald (Somewhere over the Day-glo) Trump is saying: "If you people would only think about it for a second, you'd see why it's so crazy. . . . Listen, every time you ask me questions, you say I lie, right? . . . If you're so offended by lying, then why do you keep asking me questions? . . . That's mentally insane, don't you think?"

[SummerSnow]

1. Did someone just pinch my butt?

[skip fox]

4. But wait!

How could someone pinch his ass? It would be like trying to pinch a tractor tire's inner-tube inflated to 100 psi.

Inquiring minds want to know.

[SummerSnow]

6. ROFL!!

[peekaloo]

2. I raise 3000 people from the dead and the Fake News go crazy!

Hillary killed a bunch of people and they totally ignore that! Totally ignore, totally ignore the fact Russians paid her to do it. Where was Obama during Katrina? On some rug somewhere, kissing the ground that's where. I personally saved people from the rubble on 9/11 and nobody gives me any credit. Nobody! At least my friends from 'Inside Edition' , maybe the best, well second best, news source in this country are still on my side!

[Thomas Hurt]

3. This is my soul sucking face.

[VOX]

5. "Me. I. Myself. Mine. My. I'm. Me. MeMeMeMe."

Trump: All first-person, all the time.

[TheBlackAdder]

7. I have two lucky ties, my RED one and this BLUE & WHITE STRIPED one. They're my lucky Putin ties!

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Putin only has ONE lucky tie... He jokingly calls it his 'Bitch Slapping Tie!'

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[skip fox]

8. Trump is saying:

"Paul who?"

[Johonny]

9. Look, a lot of Supreme Court justices have tried to rape women. Lots. So many.

He's a great pick. I stand behind him. Never in front though, he tries to rape people after all. You got to keep an eye on them.

[ProudLib72]

10. Rump is saying:

Can you people just leave me alone already? I didn't take this job to be in the public eye 24/7. I took this job so I could relax and play golf, eat fast food, and screw hookers. You knew this when you gave me the job. It's not my fault you elected me. I had nothing to do with that.

[smirkymonkey]

11. His face looks like a baboon's ass.

That's all I have for now.