I figured out how to do the Trump movie

[jmowreader]

Follow along to the end for maximum effect.

The part of Donald Trump will be played by John Daly. All he'll have to do is get on and off a 747 wrapped to look like Air Force One, and play golf. All of Trump's dialogue will come in the form of his real tweets, which appear at the bottom of the screen at appropriate times.

The movie will focus on Mueller's team as they work to lock Trump and his minions up.

[CurtEastPoint]

1. I had to Google Daly. Interesting choice! Daly has had four wives!

[Funtatlaguy]

2. Can the Dumb and Dumber movie brothers please play Uday and Qusay?/ DonJr & Eric

[jmowreader]

3. Sure. They would be appropriate.

[forgotmylogin]

4. I've heard one serious good idea...

...that the movie wouldn't have anyone playing him at all, and be focused on the interconnection of characters around him scheming and reacting to him.

The only way he would be shown would be *actual* news footage clips and text from his tweets.

[Totally Tunsie]

5. Interesting choice of John Daly, but would he agree

to dumb down his golf game to match tRumpster's? LOL

[jmowreader]

6. It wouldn't be necessary

You'd only need about seven shots of him playing - two tee shots, two putts, a couple of fairway shots and one where he played out of a hazard. Do two scenes of him walking up the stairs into the plane and a couple where he walked down them. Show him driving a golf cart around a few times. He could do the whole performance in a morning, and the longest part would be constructing the architectural marvel that's Trump's hair on his head.

[Totally Tunsie]

8. Good point!

[ProudLib72]

7. No one ever considers how long this movie will have to be

How far back is it going to go? Are all the side intrigues going to be included? How will anyone keep all the names straight? I imagine a complete movie will need to be around ten hours. Think Lord of the Rings trilogy, only longer. And maybe they will need to do several prequels like Star Wars. One thing is sure: it is going to be LONG (kind of like his prison sentence).