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boston bean

(36,221 posts) Sun Sep 16, 2018, 10:23 PM Sep 2018

Draft of Presidential Text Alert

This is a test. Only a test. If this were a real emergency it would be written in cyrillic. No collusion.

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Draft of Presidential Text Alert (Original Post) boston bean Sep 2018 OP

... ProudLib72 Sep 2018 #1

This is only a test. Had it been an actual emergency, it would have been right before Election Day unblock Sep 2018 #2

This Is Only A Test.... Grassy Knoll Sep 2018 #3

"This is a test, only a test. Damn, I failed most of my tests at Wharton, Totally Tunsie Sep 2018 #4

"Testing... Testing... President Putin is extremely strong and powerful" dalton99a Sep 2018 #5

And Hurricane Florence is big and wet .... IggleDuer Sep 2018 #7

This is only a test.. Russia, if you're listening, mountain grammy Sep 2018 #6

This is a test. But it should still remind you to be afraid... Wounded Bear Sep 2018 #8

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)

1. ...

Reply to boston bean (Original post)

Sun Sep 16, 2018, 10:25 PM

Sep 2018

This is a test. Only a test. If this were a real emergency it would be scrawled in red crayon and draped off the WH balcony.

unblock

(52,209 posts)

2. This is only a test. Had it been an actual emergency, it would have been right before Election Day

Reply to boston bean (Original post)

Sun Sep 16, 2018, 10:34 PM

Sep 2018

And it would have accused prominent democrats of wildly implausible crap.

Grassy Knoll

(10,118 posts)

3. This Is Only A Test....

Reply to boston bean (Original post)

Sun Sep 16, 2018, 10:39 PM

Sep 2018

I Am Not The President, i Just Play One On TEEVEE!!!

Totally Tunsie

(10,885 posts)

4. "This is a test, only a test. Damn, I failed most of my tests at Wharton,

Reply to boston bean (Original post)

Sun Sep 16, 2018, 10:46 PM

Sep 2018

and was known as the dumbest student my professor ever saw. Can I see your paper?"

dalton99a

(81,485 posts)

5. "Testing... Testing... President Putin is extremely strong and powerful"

Reply to boston bean (Original post)

Sun Sep 16, 2018, 10:56 PM

Sep 2018

IggleDuer

(964 posts)

7. And Hurricane Florence is big and wet ....

Reply to dalton99a (Reply #5)

Sun Sep 16, 2018, 11:23 PM

Sep 2018

... or is it the other way around?

mountain grammy

(26,620 posts)

6. This is only a test.. Russia, if you're listening,

Reply to boston bean (Original post)

Sun Sep 16, 2018, 10:59 PM

Sep 2018

we are here for you. maga.

Wounded Bear

(58,649 posts)

8. This is a test. But it should still remind you to be afraid...

Reply to boston bean (Original post)

Sun Sep 16, 2018, 11:38 PM

Sep 2018

be very fucking afraid because brown people are coming for you jobs and your women and they want to move into your house and live for free!

Oh, and if a storm hits, you're on your own.

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