When you've taken a news break for several hours, what do you hope to hear

[milestogo]

when you are reconnected?

What do you hope to hear when you turn on the news in the morning?



I can't be the only one having these thoughts.

[Eliot Rosewater]

1. Rump Jr arrested...since Sr wont be, now anyway

[msongs]

2. life is wonderful for everybody and we all have all we need? nt

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Me too, if you're thinking what I'm thinking.

But when I check the news every morning my hopes are dashed.

[Va Lefty]

4. Aliens have landed to save us from ourselves

[Ohiogal]

5. Trump drops dead from heart attack;

Pence found guilty on multiple charges of treason, collusion, and money laundering and sent to prison for 25 years

[milestogo]

10. Sounds dreamy.

[Midnight Writer]

6. That we haven't invaded another country. I fully expect a "dirty little war" to boost GOP fortunes.

So far, the GOP are following the same playbook they use every time they are in power. Tax cuts for the rich, spending increases, deficit explosion, stoking racial fears, putting women "in their place", voter suppression, fealty to the authoritarian leader.

The missing chapter? A dirty little war. Invasion of a little patsy nation to stoke the rah rah crowd.

[dewsgirl]

7. Indictments, big Mueller news. Him not tweeting us into nuclear war.

[MaryMagdaline]

8. Trump family indictments

Any of them, all of them

[Hermit-The-Prog]

9. McCONnell in chains, TrumPutin in Pampers,

Ryan deported, Nunes in a rubber room, Kochs broke, Mercers denied food stamps, and SHSanders proclaiming, "The public has misspoke" to a team of psychologists.