"I'm the fairest man I know." . . . Please come CAPTION Grandpa Grassley, Chr., Judiciary Comm.

[skip fox]

Chuck ("What do facts have to do with anything?" ) Grassley is saying: "It's really very simple, if she mis-remembered a party and what happened there, as it seems abundantly clear, then that's how bad her memory is. . . . The Dems just can't deal with logic. . . . But, sure, we'll be glad to hear what she has to say."


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Above CAPTION and the last on in journal are based on The Judiciary Committee's "desire" to hear Supreme Court nominee, Brett Kavanaugh's accuser, Dr. Christine Blasey Ford:

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10142163241

[smirkymonkey]

1. "Hey, if it wasn't for rape, I'd still be a virgin."

[calimary]

2. Is that what your "magic mirror" tells you, Senator Grassley?

[peekaloo]

3. In my day women knew their place!

That place is under a man when they're not cooking and cleaning! Being groped and assaulted by a future Supreme Court Justice is a braggin' right and should not be classified as a criminal act! Back in my day we had a designated covered wagon for, well, you know, a place for the men to blow off steam and I don't recall any objections from the women we volunteered to , uh, do their civic duties. Some of my fondest memories recall ol' righty here, boy the stories this hand could tell....wait, what, I'm not helping? Then get on with the god dern vote before my Viagra fades.

[bitterross]

4. Given the deplorable crowd in which he exists that may be true. Doesn't make it good.

Given the vile, despicable, deplorables with whom he regularly associates he might actually be a fair man by comparison.

Still doesn't say much for him or them.

[marble falls]

5. "Yeah, but can one really know oneself ... REALLY know oneself?"

[skip fox]

6. C.G. continues:

"I am at one with my finger."

[TheBlackAdder]

7. An homage to Danny Vermin (Johnny Dangerously) "I may or may not have raped a girl once, just once!"

[ProudLib72]

8. Grassley is saying

You want to know what I think of Dr. Ford and her testimony? Pull my finger and find out... Diane, stop glaring at me or I'll have to put you in the time out corner!

[jcgoldie]

9. "So you are saying it was just one little attempted rape?"

"...and the rest of the time he was a perfect gentleman?"

[TheBlackAdder]

10. Just one unlawful detainment and just one attempted rape, other than that, he's a model citizen.