"Boofing" is not a fart as Kav said

[mysteryowl]

It is putting booze and drugs into ones rectum!

He wrote in his yearbook asking a friend if he "Boofed yet"? He was asked about it in the hearing and very quickly replied, "it was a fart, we were 17".

Wow, they did some seriously messed up stuff!

[DURHAM D]

1. Watch Stephen Colbert's opening tonight to

get a clear understanding. It was very graphic.

[mysteryowl]

2. Kav lied! Again

Who the hell does something like that?

[SHRED]

3. He's a serial liar

[mysteryowl]

4. He is a trump clone

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. I've lead a very sheltered life, I guess. I've never heard of either the term

or the practice - a nd I was in college in the late '60s. We smoked pot; we didn't... do that other thing.

[mysteryowl]

16. They are talking about it on RedIt

Some are saying they tried it.

I had never heard of it either. I wondered why the senator was asking Kav about farting. I guess he wasn't. He knew what it was when he asked and received a lie reply, immediately. It was a flash it was so quick his reply.

[RockRaven]

6. To be honest, this would be the most ridiculously embarrassing of all perjury charges in US history

if you could subpoena every living high school classmate/friend and ask them if they ever heard Brett use the word, and if so what the context of his usage was, and then nail him for lying about that.

[mysteryowl]

10. They should!

[joshcryer]

13. Ranks up there with "meaning of is is."

[mr_lebowski]

7. No ... I am his same age ... that term in the early '80's meant having anal sex

I don't care what the 2018 Urban Dictionary says ... Sticking drugs up one's ass was NOT a thing back then.

Boofed, at that time was short for Bu-Fu-ing ... you can suss out the remainder of those two words, I'm pretty sure ...

If you 'boofed', you did it to someone ... not yourself.

[mysteryowl]

14. They are talking about it on RedIt

People are admitting to having done it.

[mr_lebowski]

15. I'm not saying nobody has done it ...

Are they saying they did this in 1982, and people called it 'boofing' at THAT time?

I mean, where I came from, Bay Area in No. Cal ... boofing meant anal sex. I never, ever, ever heard of anyone partying drugs by putting them in their ass. And I PARTIED DRUGS, make no mistake about that. Pretty sure I'd have heard if that was a 'thing' circa 1982.

Maybe those DC urbanites were just way ahead of us suburban dweebs with their terminology, and we just got a bastardized version

[mysteryowl]

17. RedIt is talking about drugs and alcohol

but maybe it was anal sex. That would match the question in the yearbook.

"Have you boofed yet?"

[mr_lebowski]

20. So, not the era in question? That's what I'm saying. Appears to not mean the same thing NOW ...

As it did in 1982

Hell, 15 years ago, 'sick' ... was not a positive.

I mean, as long as everyones consenting, I don't care if someone wants to do either kind of boofing ... be kinda weird to have a SCOTUS Justice who was asking friends if they'd done either of those things when they were minors, but ... I mean if he's wasn't a rapey POS otherwise I'd not consider it 'disqualifying' all on it's own ...

[mysteryowl]

21. I don't know about the year aspect.

Am I under oath?

[mr_lebowski]

28. Better get your head DEEP into the bowels of Reddit, so you can come back to us with a definitive

chronology of the term 'boofing'

I'll settle for nothing less, Ye Valiant Seeker of Truth!

[relayerbob]

22. Yes, this is what I recall it meant also

[mr_lebowski]

26. Thanks for being someone who remembers that particular era :)

Is your nom de plume a reference to the classic Yes album, perchance?

I have this hazy recollection of us discussing the subject in the past ... could be totally off though ...

[relayerbob]

40. It is indeed

We may have had that discussion before, I recall someone here asking me that once upon a time!

[mr_lebowski]

41. Almost surely me then ... Gates of Delirium is, IMHO, their greatest musical achievement ...

Close to the Edge a very close 2nd, and it's a slightly better ALBUM I'd say, but ... Gates is a truly mind-blowing & epic work.

[relayerbob]

49. Yes, but it's hard for me to pick one or the other

Which I call better largely depends on my mood! Right now, it's Gates!

[peekaloo]

44. We used to refer to guys who were a-holes as BuFus.

I do remember that term from this time period and yes it means exactly what you outlined.

[GoCubsGo]

47. Yep. It has nothing to do with drugs.

Or, farting.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

50. Correct. There was a guy on our football team who went the whole four years with the nickname Boof..

... and Bu-Fu. It refers to butt sex. This was the 80s.

Booty bump and butt-chugging refer to the other thing.

[sanatanadharma]

54. Anal sex among youth is maintaining virginity...

...or so they deplorably try to convince themselves; thus Kavanaugh says, I long remained a virgin

[OneBro]

8. Did you fart yet?

He wants the world to believe the yearbook reference was “Did you fart yet?” That makes NO sense! “Did you put drugs up your ass?” is a risqué question that at least makes sense under the circumstances, but “Did you fart yet?” Is a question that has NEVER been asked in the history of human kind.

I also call bullshit on the cockamamie idea that the “Renate Alumni” was a term of endearment.

The guy is as comfortable lying as Trump.

[mysteryowl]

11. I will correct you on one point...

Nurses and doctors could ask a patient if they are passing gas, post surgery. But you right, they would not say fart.

[OneBro]

29. Good point!

Danke’!

[mysteryowl]

19. I know, just look at the statement. It makes NO SENSE.

He is lying. He is lying about it all.

It is a coverup to avoid an FBI Investigation.

[mr_lebowski]

24. As I've mentioned elsewhere, I'm almost certain it's a question about anal sex ...

It's either 'have you, dude, ever gotten a girl to do anal with you', or 'has X girl allowed to you do anal with her', depending on the context.

"Boofing" was short for "Bu-Fu-ing" where I came from, and I'm almost his exact same age, grew up in the same high school "sex, drugs, and rock and roll" party scene of the early 80's.

I could be wrong, but I'll be pretty surprised, if this mystery is ever definitively solved ... and I'm incorrect

[Bluepinky]

34. You're probably right about the meaning of boofing.

And that would correlate to something else Kavanaugh and his friends would say about girls, that
“No means yes, and yes means anal.”

[renate]

30. Such a pathetic lie... sure, in his yearbook he'll ask

“Have you farted yet?” Oh PLEASE.

SUCH A LIAR.

I’ll admit that I hadn’t considered the other interpretation. I just assumed it was the drugs thing, but the “bu— fu—“ origin of the word makes sense too.

[SunSeeker]

9. Kavanaugh lied his ass off the whole time he was out there.

I'm so fucking angry I can't stand it. The Republicans are monsters. Kavanaugh is a monster.

[mysteryowl]

12. I'm with you on the anger!

[Grasswire2]

18. he had excuses for everything today -- well prepared

And he was under oath.

[mysteryowl]

23. And he lied about it all

He is guilty.

I hold out on one possibility, which is that he was so drunk he had a black-out and did not remember his behavior. All the accuser say he was drunk at the time of their encounters with him.

[renate]

31. And that is why I wish the focus were on his other lies

I could believe it if he would just admit that he drank so much that this were possible.

But this choirboy act is disgusting and a lie.

[quickesst]

25. What pisses me off....

.... Is that not one Democratic senator or one of the aides had the wherewithal to use the damn cell phone in their pocket to look it up. Would have been a hell of a gotcha moment.

[4nic8em]

27. Here's another tidbit...

In Kavs High School year book there is also a mention of "FFFFF". He said it was referring to one of his buddies awkward pronunciation of the word "Fuck" (which is his horseshit explanation). Graphically, what those 5 F's refer to is: Find them, Feed them, Finger them, Fuck them, Forget them, which is a boys club attitude towards women (along the lines of Bro's before Ho's)...another lie you can credit to Brett.

[Raine]

32. Apparently he thinks the public is too stupid

to either find out or already know what that is, I guess those on the committee are that dumb or just didn't want to "probe" into it.

[Cosmocat]

36. It is too stupid

What few conservatives I have left on my Facebook timeline are saying they think he should run for president in 2020. Like replacing one sociopath with another seems like a good ideal to them.

[Turbineguy]

33. This is the new level of discourse

having to do with the Supreme Court.

Congratulations republicans!

[OnDoutside]

35. Colonic Intoxication !!! I clearly haven't lived.... How the hell do people come up with this stuff?

[beachbum bob]

37. democrats ill prepared to address the slang meaning and Kavanaughs outright lying about it

[Achilleaze]

38. He lied about "FFFFF." He lied about "boofing" He lied about "Renate Alumni"

He is a republican, a freaking unholy KGOP republican.

Woe unto America

[RazBerryBeret]

51. he also lied about getting into Yale

"with no connections"... lying sack of legacy....

[Cousin Dupree]

39. And the Devil's Triangle is not what he said either

[peekaloo]

42. Flatulence would be the end result of inserting things up the poop chute.

I would not be surprised if some of the girls they allegedly assaulted were also subjected to this.

Judge Boof appears to be a twisted, sick fook.

[mysteryowl]

43. I think the FBI will be hearing some really raunchy stories

[milestogo]

45. Wow, the hearings really were educational.

I'm in my sixties and had never heard of the word or the deed.

[Ilsa]

46. He says the yearbook is asking, "Have you farted yet?"

Good grief. We fart all our lives, and he expects us to believe that line!

[OnDoutside]

48. More education

And from 7 years ago !!!

[Throck]

52. Depends on the year.

https://paddling.com/learn/boofing/

I've heard of it also in reference to lighting farts, aka blue angels.(my youth. )

I know of it being used as a biggoted racial term as well, circa 1978.

The earliest alcohol enema reference i can find is about 2006.

I'd be interested to know how much money is spent by the government researching this one.

[Downtown Hound]

53. In fairness, I have actually heard it used as a term for "fart"

But number one, very, very, rarely, and not for a LONG time.

Number two, who the hell asks a 17 year old, "Did you fart yet?" Well, let's see Kav, the average human being farts about 10-15 times per day, and I'm 17 years old, so 17 times 365 times 10 (the lowball estimate) is 62,050. So yes, Kav, I have boofed well over 60,000 times.

Thank you for asking.