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Come to think of it, I never ever got a job when (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Oct 2018 OP
clearly you're not aiming high enough. unblock Oct 2018 #1
Apparently! Floyd R. Turbo Oct 2018 #2
Try running for President... Moostache Oct 2018 #3
Then get yourself nominated to the Supreme Court DFW Oct 2018 #4
One time I got the job because I cried and said I liked beer. A place called The Weepy Brewer. Cousin Dupree Oct 2018 #5
You must not have shouted angrily at your interviewers Generic Brad Oct 2018 #6

DFW

(54,379 posts)
4. Then get yourself nominated to the Supreme Court
Mon Oct 1, 2018, 01:42 PM
Oct 2018

At least you'll have a bunch of really nasty, corrupt Republican Senators singing your praises, along with a 24/7 Soviet-style propaganda TV channel.

Don't worry if you think you're not qualified. Neither is the clown they nominated this time around.

Generic Brad

(14,275 posts)
6. You must not have shouted angrily at your interviewers
Mon Oct 1, 2018, 11:30 PM
Oct 2018

Apparently that keeps a guy in the running for the job. Scowling also seems to improve one’s chances.

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