Profiles in Crazy, V . . . Please come CAPTION Presidented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

PresiDented Donald ("Women and children first, but after me" ) Trump is saying: "Just how am I mocking the victim when I ask the real questions about Dr. Ford. . . . All I said is that her memory was like a dementia patient's. . . . Not one word about her probably trolling parties, or lselling her virginity to the highest bidder on night, or that she really wanted it from Judge Kavanaughand but he wouldn't do it, so that's why she made it up . . . She was angry. . . . But not one word of that. . . . If you look at it right, I'm really helping her get rid of this traumatic false memory. . . . I've always been a great supporter of women. . . I've often said . . . (blah, blah, blah)."

[czarjak]

1. I'm a great Christian, that, I can tell you.

[democratisphere]

2. drumpf. America's metastatic terminal cancer.

[Johonny]

3. I tell you truthfully as the God honest truth, that assault is way down, way down since 2016.

Before my presidency won by a huge electoral college victory, it is well known that people that look like the lead singer of UB40 were openly attacked in broad daylight by drunken future Supreme Court justices. I'm not saying that people that look like the lead singer of UB40 should not go unbeaten when out in public. I'm just saying that they're not because their assailants are too busy making America great, again. It's thanks to me. Assault is a terrible terrible thing to waste on people that aren't the lead singer of UB40. Don't just beat anyone in a drunken rage no matter how perfectly Supreme Court judge temperament that rage might get. However, remember that assault can be and is a thing of beauty when done correctly. A natural thing that occurs if you do it to the right people. Not Nazis, not police officers, not Lindsey Graham in the women's room by a crazed transgender urinater. But You know to women, children, protesters, Canadians, lead singers of UB40 and the like. I'm telling you today, right now, at this moment that we will never be great again until all the lead singers of UB40 are destroyed. And if I do nothing else as president but spread misery, pain, fear, and lies, let it be this, the complete annihilation of UB40 and all its many singers. Oh, and totally didn't cheat on my taxes. You can't see them, but totally didn't cheat.

[skip fox]

4. D.T. continues:

" . . . and the ones who call it cheating are just jealous."

[Johonny]

5. She couldn't remember when it was, she couldn't remember where it was

Upstairs, downstairs...it's like she had only a vague memory of what happen to her. All that memory loss from only one beer. How is that possible? I mean it's not possible. Well ... I mean ... unless someone spiked that beer with a date rape drug which was so popular to do at the time. So much date rape back then. You couldn't go to a sex yacht party back then without expecting to see it and do nothing about it. I think it was legal back then. I think so. I mean ... er ... NAFTA is dead. Long hail USQWERTY treaty. Best treaty ever. Best part about it. No date rape drugs. None. And forget you heard that first part. Don't remember where I said it. Don't remember when I said it. Don't remember.