Don't talk about what I wear, talk about what I do!

[thegoose]

Let's see. Providing protection for the biggest piece of shit in the world. Showing exactly as much tone-deaf empathy as Dump. Running an anti-bullying campaign when her orange, worthless coward husband is the biggest bully in the world. Wants us to think about what she does instead of what she wears. What the fuck does she do?

#FuckOff, Moronia.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. As far as I can tell she does nothing.

Which is consistent with what she used to wear a lot of the time.

[thegoose]

2. Zing!

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[SallyHemmings]

5. Pretty Much

[Achilleaze]

7. There you have it. KGOP republican family-values in action

[safeinOhio]

3. She still has Boris looking for

moose and squirrel.

[thegoose]

4. Another zing

[Kablooie]

6. And she wears clothes specifically designed to anger people.

So we aren't supposed to talk about what you wear?

[thegoose]

8. This just in

Shes been known to stare at spots on the wall for hours...

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

9. My cats do that.

Does she chase the red dot, too?

[Ohiogal]

10. She's Trump's pet, isn't she?

So, probably yes.

[3catwoman3]

11. All she seems to know how to...

...do is strike a pose, whether clothed or not.

[MineralMan]

12. What she does is wear clothing unsuitable

for whatever she does, really.

[CatMor]

13. I would talk about what she does ....

but I have no idea what it is. In my.mind she sits around the White House all day eating bon bons.

[Polly Hennessey]

14. Have you done something?

Guess, I missed it.

[UniteFightBack]

15. She is a LIAR just like her husband. That is all.

[smirkymonkey]

16. First of all, she does NOTHING!

Secondly, what she wears is intentionally meant to provoke controversy. Shut up Melania. You have nothing worthwhile to say. You are the most useless first lady in the history of this nation.

[thegoose]

17. But can't she be best?

Or advocate for BOTOX overdoses?

[Texasgal]

18. I was kind of shocked when

she said she wanted to known for her initiatives... I have no idea what they are! Does anyone?

[Totally Tunsie]

19. Hmmm...let's see.

Melanoma

~doesn't have to go to work
~doesn't have to clean house
~doesn't have to grocery shop
~doesn't have to cook
~doesn't have to do laundry
~doesn't have to iron
~doesn't have to change sheets
~doesn't have to mend clothes
~doesn't have to run errands
~doesn't have to chauffer kids
~doesn't have to drive
~doesn't have to pack or unpack suitcases
~doesn't have to book reservations
~doesn't have to pay the bills
~doesn't have to do the banking
~doesn't have to take out the trash barrels
~doesn't have to water the lawn or flowers
~doesn't have to handle mail
and doesn't even have to do her own hair and make-up.

Basically, she just needs to wipe her ass, and probably has a bidet to do that!

So, what does she do?
Oh right, she has to "Be Best".

Let's all for Melanoma.