Jared offers moving and thoughtful insights into being half of the Jared & Ivanka "power couple."

[Miles Archer]

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Kushner asked about being a power couple. "Anyone with Ivanka would be a power couple...Ivanka is brilliant...working together has given me an even greater appreciation for just how effective she is."

7:44 AM - 22 Oct 2018

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[dhol82]

1. I find the placement of his left hand interesting

Also, he looks like such a dork. Who picked out that suit for him?

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

4. He does look like such a dork

Not going to judge, because I'm not in the marriage, but you'd think Ivanka could have gotten a much hotter husband. I don't know the deal with them though. Maybe she's really into him.

[dawg day]

6. She wasn't always that precisely perfect-faced

A few surgeries, I think. Interesting that she aims so hard at "elegant and untouchable" in her presentation. And yet she lets her husband AND her father touch her ass in photos.

I'm not elegant at all, but I wouldn't let that be recorded forever, an ass-grab.

[NewJeffCT]

15. Hasn't she also

gotten her boobs enlarged?

[MrsCoffee]

28. Well, daddy certainly wanted her to.

https://people.com/politics/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-breast-impants-born-trump/

Before she was working for her father’s real-estate company — and then his White House — Ivanka Trump tried to make a go of it in modeling. It was a career in which Donald Trump, famous for bedding and wedding models, so keenly wanted his daughter to succeed that he told friends at the time Ivanka would be wise to get breast implants, according to a new book on the Trump family.

“Donald wanted it for her, bad, to the point where he suggested to friends that breast implants might help her along,” author Emily Jane Fox writes in Born Trump, which was released on Tuesday.

President Trump’s sister, Maryanne, was so mortified that she petitioned one of her brother’s friends to talk him out of letting her niece get plastic surgery.

“When his friend confronted him about it, he denied that [Ivanka] was getting implants,” Fox writes. “At the end of the call, he asked, ‘Why not, though?’ “

[dhol82]

39. I think she has had a lot of work done on her face also

If you look at pix of her at 15 she looks very different.
Chin implant, cheekbone augmentation, etc.

[RobinA]

31. I Know Plenty

of women who like the type and would find him plenty hot in the looks department. As far as being hot in other departments...you can't go by looks.

[Wounded Bear]

8. His left hand is holding the implant in place...

[CrispyQ]

14. His jackets rarely fit properly.

You'd think with his money he could afford a better tailor.

[NewJeffCT]

16. maybe

he wants to seem like his father-in-law that way, in wearing ill-fitting clothes?

[Dave Starsky]

36. None of the guys in this family can dress themselves.

That tuxedo looks like he just now found it in a bin at Goodwill.

[CrispyQ]

40. They do all look like they purchase off the rack.

Trump could visually take 30 pounds off if he'd dress sharper. He'd still be a shithole, but not as blobby of one. GQ did this cute video spoof.

[Dave Starsky]

42. Worse than that. You can go to Men's Wearhouse...

And they still have a tailor there. They can make adjustments to whatever you buy there so that you don't look like a slob.

These guys just have some strange sense of style honed from years of thinking that they know the best about everything, including how they look. They don't.

[NastyRiffraff]

22. Someone, I forget who, once said

that Jared looks like someone took him out of the oven too early.

Kind of like a thin, underdone Pillsbury Dough Boy.

[dewsgirl]

25. And he sounds very similar to Mighty Mouse.

[MrsCoffee]

26. Following daddy in law's example.

I'm sure she is used to it.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

2. This year's winner of Duck Tape's "make your prom dress from duct tape" contest. NT

[dhol82]

7. .....

[NewJeffCT]

17. LOL

great comment - it does look kind of like that. When my daughter was in 5th or 6th grade, she used to make things out of duct tape as well, though not dresses.

[3catwoman3]

35. Several of those duct tape dresses that I have seen look...

...better than this baked potato thing.

[bedazzled]

41. She looks like she is holding two small mylar balloons

Sooooooo classy

[CatMor]

3. Ivanka is brilliant

[2naSalit]

12. Yeah, as long as you wrap her in aluminum foil!

And turn on the lights! ...

[dalton99a]

5. Today's important news - brought to you by the Trump crime family's PR specialist

and NYT resident Maggie Haberman

[Solly Mack]

9. Blowing bubbles on a Monday afternoon.

[peekaloo]

10. Wow he casts a shadow and is reflected in the mirror.

I thought he was a vampire.

He's still a creepy mofo and his mommy dresses him funny.

[JHB]

18. Hey, this is the 21st century...

Vampires have developed a plastic coating to avoid such awkwardness. A mirror reflects the coating just fine.

[peekaloo]

19. My bad!

[magicarpet]

20. Ken doll,..

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-Malibu-Ken-Doll-1968-Barbie-Mattel-12-Athlete-Figure-Red-Shorts/192690221795?_trkparms=aid%3D555018%26algo%3DPL.SIM%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20180306143914%26meid%3Df7a71ce439c5457cafd1f1fb4992778e%26pid%3D100935%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D273476817558%26itm%3D192690221795&_trksid=p2056116.c100935.m2460

[peekaloo]

21. "Peace Treaty Barbie and Collusion Ken" per Stephen Colbert.

[smirkymonkey]

29. If his real estate empire goes bust, he would always have a chance at a second

career in creepy horror films.

[peekaloo]

33. ACK!

I have a title in mind based on every time I've heard him speak: The Monster that Puberty Forgot!

[smirkymonkey]

34. Oh, that's good!

[NurseJackie]

11. Tobey Maguire could play him in whatever movie comes along...

... if he hasn't aged too much since I last saw him in anything.

[Dave Starsky]

43. Michael Cera would nail it.

He's younger and has that blank, clueless expression down pat.

[CrispyQ]

13. Oh, go stick a champagne Popsicle up your ass, you couple of privileged shits.

~insert flip-the-bird smilie here

[FSogol]

23. The Worthless Poster Children of Nepotism.

Every pic of Ivanka shows her neck getting longer and longer. They gotta stop splicing giraffe DNA into her at some point, right?

[WhiteTara]

24. She's mocking the children in cages with

those space blankets for comfort. She is a monster.

[Me.]

30. It Looks Like That Dress Is Made From Them

so I guess that's why she thinks they're ok

[Faux pas]

27. His face says

Look what I've got

[smirkymonkey]

32. It's not really much of a compliment when another mind-numbingly stupid

person calls you brilliant. You will notice this goes on a lot within the republican party.

[0rganism]

37. America's New Imperial royalty

that's how they're self-promoting. watch how it works.

democracy is crumbling before our eyes while tyranny waits in the wings. we aren't the first major society or civilization this has happened to, and in the better-case scenario we won't be the last.

[Wellstone ruled]

38. Okay Maggie,you did your PR job for your Mommy,

now just STFU. Stooge.