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PresiDented ("You can see my tax returns as soon as you give me your first born. It's that simple" ) Trump is saying: "It just struck me this morning and I haven't even tweeted it yet: If I abolish the First Amendment by executive order initially, then all the rest will be easier afterward. . . . Am I smart or what?"
Johonny
(20,851 posts)There will be no more back ally citizens in this country. Don't worry, it won't affect all you beautiful white people here today. Just kidding, the poor white people will be affected too. What I see in the future is a vast army of white slaves, I call them the MAGA class. You the stupid poor MAGAs working, happily, to make money for the people that God really loves, people like me. Doesn't it say in the bible, the fat bloated orange rich guy will pretty much suck the life blood out of the Earth. God bless that bible. So good, so good. If the poor white people are really good. I mean really really good. We'll make them citizens too, maybe. Maybe. I see 100 maybe 200 citizens in the end for the country picking the senate and the president and a lot of slaves, so many slaves, like you wouldn't believe number of slaves. It will be terrific. Like Hunger Games only its reality TV show will have much better ratings. I know about ratings. Now shut up, clap your hands, and embrace your future as my personal slaves.
<music starts> because I'm happy, Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof, Because I'm happy
<people start clapping>
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"I'm not pandering, far from it. . . . I don't even need to pander. I just say what I'm doing. . . . In fact, I'm in negotiations right now with God to raise the longevity rate for Americans by two years, but he asked me 'Why not three or four?' . . . So we'll see. . . I'm the last guy that needs to pander."