"EVERYBODY wants to work in this White House! We are a HOT White House!"

[Miles Archer]

"Every position in this White House, we have people lined up!"

[muntrv]

1. As hot as a burning cross?

[unblock]

6. I was thinking "hot" as in stolen, but that works, too....

[2naSalit]

8. Both work for me...nt

[aquamarina]

2. How do they not laugh in his face when he

says things like this? He is obviously on drugs.

[Blue Owl]

3. Binders full of very fine people

n/t

[In It to Win It]

4. It's a burning White House. Everyone's fleeing!

[JohnnyLib2]

5. Bring on the fact checkers.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. Sounds like Orangehole McTinydick is feeling a bit defensive this morning.

[Roland99]

9. Tiny Hands Twitler haz a mad

[Raven123]

10. He's right. The White House is as hot as a stolen car

[gratuitous]

11. The White House hasn't been this hot since the War of 1812

A historical allusion that would utterly baffle Needy Amin.

[hatrack]

12. Wait a minute, that's a quote?

He really said that?

Jesus . .

[Midnightwalk]

13. It's going to get hotter

When the house investigations start I want Oprah handing out the subpoenas.