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BeckyDem

(8,361 posts) Wed Nov 7, 2018, 09:00 PM Nov 2018

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Inconsolable Jeff Sessions Tries To Commit Suicide By Smoking Joint

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https://politics.theonion.com/inconsolable-jeff-sessions-tries-to-commit-suicide-by-s-1826462420

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Inconsolable Jeff Sessions Tries To Commit Suicide By Smoking Joint (Original Post) BeckyDem Nov 2018 OP

Someone snapped his pic! eleny Nov 2018 #1

lol +1 BeckyDem Nov 2018 #2

I *heart* this Coventina Nov 2018 #3

"Drives to closest 7-11 afterwards for little cookies made by Keebler...." lindysalsagal Nov 2018 #4

lol good one. BeckyDem Nov 2018 #5

And canned peaches! eleny Nov 2018 #6

eleny

(46,166 posts)

1. Someone snapped his pic!

Reply to BeckyDem (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 09:08 PM

Nov 2018

BeckyDem

(8,361 posts)

2. lol +1

Reply to eleny (Reply #1)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 09:08 PM

Nov 2018

Coventina

(27,115 posts)

3. I *heart* this

Reply to eleny (Reply #1)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 09:09 PM

Nov 2018

lindysalsagal

(20,680 posts)

4. "Drives to closest 7-11 afterwards for little cookies made by Keebler...."

Reply to BeckyDem (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 09:10 PM

Nov 2018

Munchies???

BeckyDem

(8,361 posts)

5. lol good one.

Reply to lindysalsagal (Reply #4)

Wed Nov 7, 2018, 09:13 PM

Nov 2018

eleny

(46,166 posts)

6. And canned peaches!

Reply to lindysalsagal (Reply #4)

Thu Nov 8, 2018, 01:03 AM

Nov 2018

Don't ask me how I surmised this.

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