Ted 💩👖Nugent Craps Himself Over Michigan Midterms

[Floyd R. Turbo]

Ted Nugent isn’t happy about the way the midterm elections turned out in his home state of Michigan. The 69-year-old rocker known for his conservative views shared his frustration on Facebook Wednesday.

“Real God country family Michiganiacs are heartbroke that more of us want the once great state of Michigan to turn into a California s***hole,” he wrote. “Downright insane cultural suicide. Thanks for nothing a**holes.”

Democrat Gretchen Whitmer won the race for governor against Attorney General Bill Schuette, a Republican endorsed by President Trump. Sen. Debbie Stabenow, the Democratic incumbent, also won a fourth term. She was in a close race with veteran John James, who also had the support of the president. Republicans will keep control of the Michigan House of Representatives, although they lost seats to Democrats.

Nugent’s post resonated with his right-leaning base, with many commiserating over the outcome. “John James is a fine man and would have served Michigan with dignity, pride, and dedication. The disease of progressivism marches on…” one person wrote.



https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/ted-nugent-upset-michigan-turning-california-shole-election-day-184242032.html

[LisaM]

1. Go ahead and move, Ted.

Michigan is tired of you.

[dameatball]

5. Ha! Right behind you on that one.

[BigmanPigman]

8. I think he has a big ranch in Texas where he hunts his own animals.

Anthony Bourdain No Reservations went there. Tony said that show got more nasty viewer feedback than any other show.

[LeftInTX]

20. I thought he lived in Texas

[LisaM]

42. Well, then stay in Texas, Ted!

Stop associating yourself with the Great Lakes state at all.

[LeftInTX]

49. He's from Michigan

[NCjack]

51. I hope he moves to Kentucky and buys a worn-out mine

to help Trump provide employment for coal miners.

[LisaM]

58. Understood. So am I.

But when I said get out of Michigan, someone said he lives in Texas, so I said get back to Texas then! In other words, most Michiganders want nothing to do with him!

Geesh, I was just trying to be obliging to the person who pointed out he lives in Texas!

[dameatball]

2. Dear Teddy: You could threaten to move again. Still waiting from last time.

[Adrahil]

3. Anything that upsets Poopy Pants makes me happy! NT

[gratuitous]

4. Better call the whaaaaambulance

Poor Ted is having a major case of butthurt and is very grrrr mad! at the American people exercising their right to vote. What a delicate little snowflake.

[ProudLib72]

43. You wouldn't happen to know his address would you? I want to send him a little something to help

[Docreed2003]

6. "Cultural suicide"....

Nice not so subtle dog whistle there Teddy

[workinclasszero]

7. Glad traitor Ted haz a sad

The ***ker sold out the USA and Michigan decades ago!

[ProfessorGAC]

9. Ted Who?

Name seems familiar as if it meant something for 5 minutes many years ago.

Oh yeah, he was the guy who got kicked out of Damn Yankees!

[spanone]

10. fuck you ted.

[Mystery sage]

11. Man if I lived there I would mail him this

Mr nugent please move, Michigan doesn't need you and would be great without you.

[workinclasszero]

38. The rotten POS left Michigan decades ago for the more reich wing fever swamps of Texas

[Mystery sage]

41. Didn't know about that

I don't have a habit on following crazy right winger but did you say he is here in Texas

Then I would say to him please leave Texas we are bigger then hate while the old people swallow the hate die from kindness of other people not white

young People knows what up Thanks to the president they can tell a liar and a loser from how they act.

Please give up and fade away from history that's all.

[workinclasszero]

50. Nugent Dumps 'Motor City' For Bush Country.....12/27/2004

The Motor City Madman is officially turning Texan. Ted Nugent, the once Michigan-based rocker and hunting activist, says he plans to get a Texas driver's license soon and will become a Texas resident in 2005. Nugent moved his family to Crawford, Texas, where President George Bush owns a sprawling ranch, about 18 months ago.

Nugent -- who says he supports President Bush "100 percent" -- says his new home is "right around the corner" from Bush's ranch.

https://www.billboard.com/articles/news/65198/nugent-dumps-motor-city-for-bush-country

[bronxiteforever]

12. If Ted takes guitar lessons from Eddie Van Halen for 10 years

And practices real hard, he may become an average guitar player.

[Aristus]

13. He craps himself over everything, doesn't he?

I mean, isn't that kind of his thing?

[Hoyt]

14. Racist gun-stroker Nugent is upset. LMAO

[mac56]

15. Of course, nobody knows shitholes quite like the Nuge.

"Pants-Crap Feverrrrrr...."

[safeinOhio]

18. And 13 year old girls

Go to YouTube and listen to the words to “Jailbait”. perv.

[Blue Owl]

16. Sucks to be Terd Nugget

n/t

[eppur_se_muova]

17. Should add the word "involuntarily" for clarity. nt

[ZZenith]

19. His face is a Maserati.

[VOX]

21. Move to Russia, pinhead.

You'll love it there, Ted.

[BSdetect]

22. If nugent became a "has been" it would be a step up from "never was".

[Blue_Tires]

23. Epic kick!

[11 Bravo]

24. Sticking with what he knows best.

Teddy has a history of crapping his drawers.

[dalton99a]

25. Who?

[Demovictory9]

26. what's so bad about California?

[DBoon]

35. Any place Ted Nugent doesn't live is great!

[workinclasszero]

39. Truth!

[Paladin]

27. Eat a bowl of fuck, nugent.

Why this no-talent degenerate continues to make news is beyond me.

[HopeAgain]

28. Ted is irrelevant

And his music sucked.

[dawg day]

29. He should have run, if he is so upset.

He would have to overcome a coalition of Democrats, anti-child-abuse activists, and rock-and-roll lovers.

[muntrv]

30. Oh Teddy Chickenhawk! Jerry Brown turned a surplus!

https://www.wsj.com/articles/jerry-browns-legacy-a-6-1-billion-budget-surplus-in-california-1515624022

[Loki Liesmith]

31. Ted has experience with crapping himself

ISWYDT

[muntrv]

32. Ted, drink Flint River water and die!

[John Fante]

33. Statutory rapist says what?

[BootinUp]

34. Very enjoyable, lol. Nt

[qazplm135]

36. Now now...

we all know Ted craps himself over more things than just the Michigan midterms.

[Crunchy Frog]

37. Maybe he could make himself feel better with another 13 year old girl.

Any of his "base" got anything on offer?

[workinclasszero]

40. Hey Ted...when are you getting into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame??

Ted Nugent calls Rock and Roll Hall of Fame omission a “sacrilege”

David Crosby disagrees, calling Nugent "a hack player" who "could not write a decent song if his life depended on it"

BY LAKE SCHATZON OCTOBER 22, 2018, 12:52PM




https://consequenceofsound.net/2018/10/ted-nugent-rock-roll-fame-snub-crosby-beef/

[rurallib]

53. hey - ted belongs in the Hall of

Lame

[workinclasszero]

55. So true!

[keithbvadu2]

44. Coward pedophile Nuge can move in with fellow pedophile Roy Moore.

[roamer65]

45. ..

That means he leaves MI, permanently.

He’s not wanted here.

[Norbert]

46. Be kind to Ted. He's had a bad month

His home state went blue and he found out Tiny Tim stands a better chance of making the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame than he does.

[keithbvadu2]

47. OUCH!

[kwassa]

48. Ted Talks?

Who knew?

[LovingA2andMI]

52. Who Cares!!!

We had a BLUE WAVE in Michigan. Dems in Governor, Secretary of State and Attorney General Offices, a 7/7 Split for Congressional Offices (Was 9/5) and we ended the Republican Supermajority in the State Senate and gained State House Seats.

Ted can kiss our Ass and MOVE if he can't deal with #BlueMichigan

[GWC58]

54. Personally I never cared for

“Skids” Nugent, or his music. I do love Classic Rock and, maybe, one of Poopy drawers songs. 🖕🏻you Ted!

[allgood33]

56. Nice to know how you feel about your fellow Michiganites.

[tavernier]

57. My late hubby was his neighbor in Michigan.

He said no one in the area could stand him... major asshole 24/7. I’m sure he hasn’t improved by moving to Texas.