Hahaha ahaha when you lie literally thousands of times it really is hard to keep track of them all.

[kpete]

Link to tweet

[Roland99]

1. Bam!

[FakeNoose]

2. He wants us to forget what he said before, because this is now

[Hermit-The-Prog]

10. needs more hats

That thing would be unreadable if you added as many hats as necessary!

[Scurrilous]

3. K&R

[unblock]

4. trumpspeak is like a foreign language. you have to know how to translate.

"i don't know that person" means "that person might drag my ratings down. i'm going to distance myself from that person."

it has nothing to do with actually knowing that person. that would be like trying using your knowledge of english to understand a foreign language. just because he said a word that has a certain meaning in english doesn't mean it has the same meaning in trumpspeak.


interestingly, this is what russians used to say about reading pravda.

[Zoonart]

5. He says only what pops-up into the vacuum that is his mind...

at the exact moment the moth flits accross his empty brain pan.

[cilla4progress]

6. Incoherent

...

[msongs]

7. broken link nt

[Achilleaze]

8. republican lies are dangerous for America

republican lies are dangerous for America
republican lies are dangerous for America
republican lies are dangerous for America
republican lies are dangerous for America
republican lies are dangerous for America
republican lies are dangerous for America
republican lies are dangerous for America
republican lies are dangerous for America
republican lies are dangerous for America
republican lies are dangerous for America
republican lies are dangerous for America
republican lies are dangerous for America
republican lies are dangerous for America
republican lies are dangerous for America
republican lies are dangerous for America

[ProudLib72]

9. When your base doesn't give a shit that you lie incessantly...

You tend to believe that the rest of the world doesn't care either.

[FakeNoose]

13. Well, we know the rest of the world DOES care

... at least all the people who aren't tyrants and oligarchs.

It's the willfully stupid TrumpHumpers who don't want to listen.

[W_HAMILTON]

11. Here's a video of both exchanges:

Link to tweet

[kpete]

15. Thank you

for a much needed Laugh!!!!

[Arkansas Granny]

12. The beauty of truth is that you only have to remember it once.

[struggle4progress]

14. Do we now know whether or not he knows whether or not he knows Matt?

Or is he too senile for us to figure that out?

[KayF]

16. maybe he's being deep