I want Trump to live a very, very long life

[Cyrano]

I want him to see a future in which he is the ultimate punch line.

I want him to see how people throughout the world consider him a buffoon.

I want him to see the thousands of non-stop cartoons that will revile him for years to come.

I want him to see everything he tried to do, laughed at and reversed.

I want him to see world leaders refer to him as a temporary blip in the progress of humanity.

I want him to see that he was, simultaneously, a bad joke and the essence of pure evil.

But I know he will never see any of this. His narcissism, his ego, his ignorance, and all the other traits that make him what he is will never allow him to see himself in a negative light and anything other than a "great man."

So I guess we'll have to settle for watching him sit on the sidelines in his own fantasy world.

The other scenario is that, while he still holds power, he orders a nuclear attack on Iran, or North Korea, or wherever. Until he is removed, he is a deadly threat to humanity and planet Earth.

[kimbutgar]

1. I want to see his last name to be synomous with a "bad joke made by stupid people"

[Siwsan]

7. I want it to be synonymous with fraud, dishonesty and incompetence

Instead of telling a lie, it can be called pulling a trump.

[BamaRefugee]

2. He won't go anywhere until he experiences the rush of pushing that nuclear button, even if it's

just as the door to the Oval Office is opening and US Marshals are rushing in to grab him.

[ooky]

3. If he's going to live a long life I hope he's sitting in prison.

[RockRaven]

4. I want him to miss most of that because his world is shrunk down to the mundane tedium

of the daily routine of whatever Supermax/ADX facility he gets sent to... but I want him to live a long, long time in such circumstances.

[RHMerriman]

5. This would be a good place for him to spend the rest of his life:

This would be a good place for him to spend the rest of his life:

[link:|]

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

6. I want to see him broke...

and buying cereal at the local supermarket with food stamps, then getting refused because of improper identification.

[Blue Owl]

8. And behind bars...

His gold toilet replaced with the stainless steel sink/shitter combo

[FakeNoose]

9. With no friends, and family that won't talk to him

... because they got NO inheritance after all that shit they had to put with.

[LisaM]

10. Yes, exactly.

I want to see him live under the conditions he's trying to impose on other people. And not be admitted into golf clubs, and have to live in bad air quality, too.

[lpbk2713]

11. Some newsie intern will always be there to poke a mic in his face.

And he'll probably get a lifetime job as Faux Snooze Special Analyst.

Even though that didn't work out too good with the Half-Governor.

[rzemanfl]

12. You are harshing my wish to live long enough to piss on his grave. n/t

[Cousin Dupree]

13. I want to see an asterisk next to his name in the lists of Presidents.

[GoCubsGo]

14. As long as it's spent in prison,

and all of his and his family's assets have been confiscated, I would be quite happy with this scenario. Even better if he knew his hellspawn were all locked up, as well. Well, except for poor Barrron. I hope Trump lives to see that kid grow up to be a Peace Corps volunteer, before going to work at some liberal non-profit.

[madinmaryland]

16. And to see Tffany join the Southern Poverty Law Center fighting against the overt racism and

misogynism that her father represents.

[Dan]

15. This is so mean....

and while I hope it never happens,

I want someone to spit in his cheeseburgers..

[pansypoo53219]

17. i wanna see him eat on food stamps.

[Mendocino]

18. Cheeseburger in Paradise

A MI or stroke is on the horizon.

[dalton99a]

19. I want him to enjoy a very long bed rest surrounded by his gold and MAGA art

lying in filth, staring at the TV without realizing that he was once president, screaming at his caregivers and the world that he tried to destroy, ignored by his spawn, begging for help from people he looked down on and despised - while the world scrubs every mention of his name from its collective memory like a bad dream

[Different Drummer]

20. Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll end up living in a van down by the river. n/t