Prediction: trump fakes a heart attack before December 1

[NightWatcher]

and uses this as a method to resign the office and take his family somewhere far far away (before they're all cuffed and stuffed in a DoJ van).

He's quickly running out of options and knows what's coming for himself and his family.

If you want to go on the record with any other crazy assed predictions, go ahead.

[flying rabbit]

1. I'm comin' Elizabeth!

This is the big one!

[Docreed2003]

13. Lmao...my thoughts as well

[sfwriter]

31. Yes, but in Trumps case, he should be looking down.

[JHan]

37. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaa

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Maybe he'll have a real one.

[Shaddox]

12. Haha! I think we could be friends - have a drink on me😀

[RockRaven]

3. But Dr. Bornstein's letter said...

he was basically Superman. How can this be?

[jmowreader]

15. You did...uhh...SEE Dr. Bornstein, right?

The guy looks like the insane alien expert played by Brent Spiner in "Independence Day." He does NOT look like a trustworthy individual.

[ProudLib72]

4. Prediction

Rump blows a brain gasket and runs outside the WH naked. He streaks across the lawn yelling "No toadstool, no toadstool, you're the toadstool!"

Note: Rs determine this is not enough to invoke the 25th amendment.

[underpants]

5. Smart: lay low STFU. Dumb (Trump) military strike or just run his mouth

Just saying

[PJMcK]

6. Pass your doobie, Bogart! (n/t)

[guillaumeb]

7. Everything about him is fake.

So this is possible. Would he use the same Doctor who assured us all that Trump was in amazing physical condition?

[liberal N proud]

8. So your saying we could have a really nice early Christmas present

[AlexSFCA]

9. born to be a con artist

it is the only talent he has. Perharps the biggest con artist in history.

[malaise]

10. Hope it's his version of fake

Cough cough!

[demtenjeep]

11. I hope the motherfucker strokes out and everything but his eyes and his pea brain are paralyzed

and all he can do is watch his daughter/wife change his shitty diapers

[Talitha]

18. Nah - they'd hire someone to do it

While they're off on a spending-spree.
And he'd be laying there, unable to do a thing about it.

Now THAT would be sweet!!!

[onenote]

14. If I had a dollar for every time someone here has "predicted" Trump would quit

I'd be able to take a nice vacation.

He was going to drop out during the primaries.
He was going to drop out after the primaries but before the convention.
He was going to drop out during the convention.
He was going to drop out during the campaign.
He was gong to drop out before inauguration day.
He was going to drop out in the first six months.
He was going to drop out after one year.

Blah blah blah.

Anyone who still thinks he's quitting hasn't been paying attention.

[TheBlackAdder]

16. Don't cha need a heart first? But, if he does, the only hospital that can fix it will be in Moscow.

[NCjack]

17. He will have intense pain in the groin -- not the heart.

The diagnosis will be so bad that to save his life, his nuts will be surgically removed. The embarrassment will cause him to resign and go into hiding. Melanie will remain behind to fire everyone in the White House and all of the federal departments.

[Totally Tunsie]

19. There are so many ways to kill him off that I think we should re-make

Groundhog Day, with each one having a different spasmodic event to do him in, worse as each filming ends. That way, we can all have our fantasies about the demise of de fuhrer, and all will be satisfied. I'm leaning to the white coat strapped in the back, red-faced, kicking and screaming dragged by the neck pull out the WH front door with all cameras twirling and whirling to catch it all for posterity...sooner the better.

[kurtcagle]

21. Wasn't there a Supernatural episode like this?

Everyday, Trump would find himself kicked out of office in ever more outlandish, only to wake up the next morning and start over.

[Totally Tunsie]

39. Sounds perfect! I've never seen Supernatural, so it's just a happy co-incidence, at best.

Whatever horror they come up with, hope it's worse the next day. Good times!

[ecstatic]

24. Awesome! Lol. Nt

[Squinch]

20. I have March of 2019 in the pool.

[Haggis for Breakfast]

22. Anyone remember the plot line from the movie "Dave"

with Kevin Kline and Sigourney Weaver ?

[vercetti2021]

25. I love that movie

He could suffer a stroke from his tantrums. But no one is close to butt ugly as Trump. Finding a identical counterpart would be challenging

[Haggis for Breakfast]

32. I didn't mean finding doppleganger,

I just meant the part about him having a stroke and lying comatose in the WH basement.

[ecstatic]

23. I've incorrectly predicted his departure too many times

I'm done getting my hopes up.

[RandySF]

26. There's no way he lives to see two terms if re-elected.

[at140]

27. I am betting on cancer before heart attack based on

how many golfer I came to observe quite well during my golf playing days,
while I belonged to a golf club. Rarely saw any regular golfer succumb to
heart attacks. Even the over-weight golfers who rode carts rather than walk
and drink much after the game did not get heart attacks.
It was usually cancer. If Trump is a regular golfer, he will
follow the trend I observed during 15 years of daily golf at the club.

[WePurrsevere]

33. While I agree golfers seem to be a rather heart healthy bunch...

and because of that I tend to agree that Trump isn't as likely to die of a heart attack (I think he has Alz like his dad did), I know of one very famous avid golfer who not only died of a heart attack, he died on the golf course... Bing Crosby.

The main reason I remember this is because my dad was a lover of the sport, an avid (and excellent) golfer and a Bing Crosby fan so I grew up listening to and loving Bing's incredible voice (and watching golf every.darn.Sunday). When Bing died on a golf course (just after recording his Xmas duet w/Bowie) I thought it was a perfect way for him to go... doing what he loved.

I suspect Trump won't go like Bing but more like Reagan but with the mental health issues of a malignant narcissistic, paranoid, pathological liar mixed in.

[at140]

40. Bing was an avid alcoholic in addition to being an avid golfer

And there are exceptions to every rule. I am still betting on Trump coming down with cancer because of his diet and over-weight. This dude consumes hamburgers as his most frequent meal. In your 70's consumption of lots of red meat along with excess accumulation of body fat is an open invitation for healthy cells to mutate into cancer cells. I don't think Trump will live long enough to die of Alz. By the way Bing attended the same college as my daughter...Gonzaga in WA state. His statue guards one of the university buildings there. And yes, a great crooner he was!

[Xolodno]

28. Think his ego is too big for something like that...however...

...it is a good strategy.

Say's his doctor demanded him to slow down or die prematurely. Blame the press, liberals, etc. for affecting his health. Hops on Marine 1, then Air Force 1 to Mar-a-Lago, gets pardoned by Pence...doesn't show his face for at least a year and a half aside from the press photographing him golfing. The pops up at some charity events...waits for another election then becomes a "hired contributor" to CNN.

[Doodley]

29. He would be more likely to start a nuclear war to stay in office than fake a heart attack.

[Hoyt]

30. Thought he'd feign illness before inauguration. But, oh heck no. Hope you are right.

[duforsure]

34. You're 100% right on part of it for sure,

Fake, cause anything he claims or does is exactly that, fake. The Lying king will have something even worse than that up his sleeve, like trying again to make President Obama , Hillary Clinton, and many others who oppose him criminals with phony charges . Remember McConnell and him have been stacking courts with their kangaroo court judges. HE does look like his health is failing now, and its all taking a toll on him, and it shows. Cornered rats are always dangerous. He's capable of doing anything, even allowing us to be cyber attacked then to blame others with.

[malaise]

35. Well it looks like all he was doing since election night

is eating, so it may not be fake.

[DFW]

36. Trump's ego is larger than anything else

Unless he has a medical issue so severe, it sidelines him involuntarily, he won't resign or even admit he has a problem. A guy who mocked Hillary for being exhausted during the campaign isn't going to admit he can't hold up under the strain of the job. Mother Nature will have to do it for him. Well, that, and about 500 more Big Macs.

[Luciferous]

38. Agreed.