Samuel L. Jackson on being reported on Twitter...

[Pluvious]

Rotfl...

[Docreed2003]

1. Lmfao...#yesthefuckyoudidmotherfucker

That needs to trend!

[The Conductor]

2. Not Like Sam didn't give them a warning...

"Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers" - Samuel L. Jackson in "Pulp Fiction"

[malaise]

3. Nice

Really nice.

[crazytown]

10. Oh Wow - "I am my brothers keeper" - Barack Obama

“I am my brother’s keeper. I am my sister’s keeper”. is something Obama said in countless speeches. I always thought of it as a motherhood/golden rule statement. The unspoken sequiter ‘I will protect them’ changes everything.

[cactusfractal]

11. ...and you will know my name is the LORD

when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"

I think the rest of the scene goes something like BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM!

Classic.

[ProfessorGAC]

31. Or At The End

"I just thought it was some cold blooded shit to say before i put a cap in someone's ass"

[Heartstrings]

14. One of my favorite movie quotes

Tarantino's best work imo....

[Cha]

4. KR4SamuelJackson's Tweets!

[Honeycombe8]

5. Did it work? What was the complaint, I wonder? The vulgar words, or the meaning of the tweet?

I love him.

[Yavin4]

6. Sam is trying real hard to be the Shepard. n/t

[sandensea]

7. That Rethug snake picked the wrong guy.

[ecstatic]

22. I think I'm finally going to watch that movie

I love SLJ... but I always thought Snakes on a Plane would be way too silly, even for me.

[sandensea]

23. As shlock goes, it wasn't bad.

Fast-paced, simple but engaging plot, and its share of cheap laughs.

A lot like the Cheeto White House.

[Laffy Kat]

27. Oh it is so silly! I watched it surrounded by my soft plush stuffed snakes...

And laughed and screamed all the way through it. Predictable and ridiculous but so much fun. It will be exactly what you expect. I watched it specifically because of Samuel L.

[spanone]

8. BWahahahahahaa

[SammyWinstonJack]

9. Snowflakes!

[uponit7771]

12. Can Red Don issue complaints on Twitter?

[Ellen Forradalom]

13. He's at no risk of being banned.

He's very famous and he's a man.

[brettdale]

15. classic

awesome

[Haggis for Breakfast]

16. Are you effing kidding me ?

Twitter won't ban trmp, but they'll ban Sam Jackson ? W T F ??

Unbelievable !

[Takket]

19. he wasn't banned

Twitter rejected the claim against him.

[not fooled]

17. Nick Fury

vs. Hydra, aka the GOPeePee.

We all know how that turned out, at least for the current crop of criminals (there always seem to be more coming along).

[Stuart G]

18. Maybe Samuel L. Jackson will run for President. I will vote for him...

[VOX]

20. "I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOD DAMN THING!"

[LudwigPastorius]

21. "Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say 'what'...

...one more goddamn time!"

[BlancheSplanchnik]

24. #samyouonefunnymuthafukka#ilovesam

[oasis]

25. ImWithSLJ.

[Laffy Kat]

26. love, love, love Samuel L.

[paleotn]

28. Ugh! They're such snowflakes. Carry on, Mr. Jackson. Seems we've hit a nerve.

[SWBTATTReg]

29. Twitter needs to be fair and put rump's tweet account on notice too, for all of his bullcrap...

Fair is fair, eh?

[geardaddy]

30. Awesome!

Now I'm hungry for a Royale with cheese.

[ThoughtCriminal]

32. What?

[blogslut]

33. Say "what" again, I dare you!

[OnDoutside]

34. How well the complainant knew who "Hemorrhoid" was !!!