So what's Jeff Sessions' next job?

[Cyrano]

Does he get to head up a "Citizen's Council?" Or maybe become a Grand Wizard of the ... well, you know.

Then again, he may run for his old Senate seat. After all, this is Alabama we're talking about. In much of America, he'd be regarded as damaged goods. But not in Alabama where he's a good ole boy hero.

Can he win? Well, what about that horrible female racist creature who just won next door in Mississippi? Seems that much of the South never changes. Most (and definitely not all) would rather vote for their hatreds, than their own well being. And until that changes, these states will continue to be financial/educational basket cases.

[Historic NY]

1. Witness in front of Congressional committee.

[Cyrano]

5. Oh, okay. I get it. You're talking about Sessions perjury.

Funny how you or I would be jailed for lying to congress, yet good ole Jeff gets to trip across his merry way.

[marylandblue]

2. Witness for the Prosecution.

[Thomas Hurt]

3. Poster Boy for Trump's All Day Sucker Award

[MyOwnPeace]

4. Sheet-folder.......

in a Federal Prison.

[Siwsan]

6. I figured he'd go back to baking cookies in that tree stump

[trueblue2007]

7. he will be an ELF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cyrano]

11. Yes. But an admired elf who once was "an important" whatever

[Soxfan58]

8. CEO

Of Keebler.

[WeekiWater]

9. I believe Sessions will easily win his old seat back.

It won't even be a race. They love him.

[leftieNanner]

13. Maybe not

I saw a report a little while ago where a Republican leader in Alabama stated that Sessions might not even win the primary.

I figured he would win easily. I guess we will see.

[WeekiWater]

14. I am of the opinion he will barely have to campaign.

Put his name on the ballot and it's over. The history of electoral love for him is clear. I don't see how he has lost one bit of that.

[Cyrano]

18. Especially after tearing brown children away from their families at the Mexican border.

No decent human being could live this down. Ever. But then, perhaps Alabama, Mississippi, and far too many other places are not the America that most of us believe we live in in.

[WeekiWater]

19. Good old southern resume padding.

Just sick.

[LanternWaste]

20. If those "brown children" have no phone number...

will you tend to believe they're hiding something from you?

[Garrett78]

21. It remains to be seen if that's still the case with him being rejected by Trump.

Sessions will be 74, so I'm not sure he'll run. But if he does, someone even more extreme (hard to imagine) may seriously challenge him in the primary.

Either way, Doug Jones is in danger of losing.

[WeekiWater]

23. Jones will not win.

In Alabama Sessions is bigger than Trump.

I bet there are a lot of extreme Republicans(redundant) hoping Session doesn't come home to run.

Jones benefited from the perfect storm. I really like Jones and think he is an excellent representative for them. We have to run strong no matter who they throw at us just in the name of the long game. Tides are changing all over the country. In some states it will be a long time. Alabama is one of them.

[Power 2 the People]

31. +1

[bdamomma]

10. so resigning

is their way of avoiding any sort of jail time, bastard. He was the orchestrate of tearing away children from their mothers.

[Cyrano]

12. That is a crime against human decency that can never be forgiven

[BigDemVoter]

15. I wouldn't mind seeing that little racist goblin go to jail for perjury.

What a disgusting piece of SHIT.

[JCMach1]

16. Prison sign shop

[RockRaven]

17. You know how Brooks was the librarian in "The Shawshank Redemption"

his next job will be a little like that... or maybe he'll have to work in the laundry like Andy did at first. I doubt the warden would use him as an accountant, and he seems too old to work on the roof.

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

22. He is 71 and probably more loaded than the average American, so he doesn't need a next job. n/y

[Cyrano]

25. And they'll probably give him a parade when he gets home

Seems that America really is two different worlds.

[Wellstone ruled]

24. Most likely the Mayor of

Snowflake Arizona. That happens to be a family thing.

[C_U_L8R]

26. Selling cookies door to door

[MontanaMama]

27. Reboot of the Beverly Hillbillies??

He could play Granny...

[awesomerwb1]

28. In charge of a border patrol children torture camp at the border?

He'll probably run for his old senate seat.

[Whiskeytide]

29. No! Damn it. No! No! No! ...

... you CANNOT send him back here! trump took him and there are no give backs. We DO NOT want him back! Besides, he might sully the good reputation of Alabama politics.

[Cyrano]

30. Too bad a majority of Alabamans don't think like you, Whiskeytide

[kairos12]

32. Roy Moore bagman.

[rampartc]

33. if he does run for senate

foug jones needs to just play all of trumps anti sessions comments and tweets.

if beto had run as trump vs cruz we might be rid of that one as well.