So what do you do after working in Trump's White House?

[Cyrano]

Go to work for Fox "News?"

Become a hack at a wingnut "think tank," crack-house such as The Heritage Foundation, or the American Enterprise Institute?

Get your own online site that hires people with rabies?

Apply for a carnival job as someone who bites the heads off live chickens?

I read an article yesterday about Trump searching for new people for his staff and cabinet. What fool would accept a job from him. Your life and name would be ruined forever.

Yet, there are fools who want their moment of "glory" who don't understand that they are on the road to self-destruction.

[C_U_L8R]

1. Work on a chain gang?

Making little rocks out of bigger rocks.

[KPN]

2. Well first, go to jail.

[imanamerican63]

15. I was thinking the very same answer!

[retread]

3. Make license plates?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. Assuming you're not in jail, or after you get out,

maybe you could be a greeter at Wal-Mart or a piano player in a whorehouse.

[LanternWaste]

5. Weep quietly on the floor of a shower.

And hope that one day, the pain and memories fade.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

6. Bouncer at a strip club?

[SWBTATTReg]

7. Won't ever be able to get a job, and thus, they'll have to (gasp!) collect welfare!! nt

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

8. Given the low esteem in which I hold our corporate press. I figure a few of them, at least,

will get gigs as "the new normal" repuke types.

[onenote]

9. Change your name. Forge a new resume. Get plastic surgery.

[Hassler]

10. Project Veritas!

[PJMcK]

11. Kill yourself

After all, you’ll never live it down.

[gratuitous]

12. Have a gap in your resume that you hope future prospective employers don't notice

"Let's see . . . yeah, your resume looks pretty good. I'll check your references of course, but there's no reason not to think that you're the frontrunner for the position."

"That's great, sir. I'm really looking forward to starting here."

"One little thing, though . . ."

"Yes?"

"In your employment history. There's a gap between the beginning of 2017 and the middle of 2018. Were you on hiatus or something?"

"Oh, that. Heh heh. {Gulps nervously} It's a little embarrassing."

"Tell me. Please."

"Well, I don't like to talk about it very much."

"Yes?"

"I was . . . I was, uhmmm."

"Spit it out."

"I was in jail. Yeah, yeah, that's it. Jail."

"Oh! Well, our company is quite good about second chances and we believe that if you've paid your debt to society, you're entitled to pick up your life again."

"That's very enlightened."

"Thanks. Now, the position we're considering you for requires a certain level of, ah, trustworthiness. You weren't in jail for fraud or embezzling or anything?"

"Oh no! Nothing like that . . . It was . . . well--"

"You know, I just thought of something. Your name rings a bell, and I just made the connection."

"Connection?"

"Weren't you in the Trump White House?"

"NO! Hand to God, it was jail. Child molesting! Ripped off a food pantry! Drunkenly plowed into a busload of nuns!"

[doc03]

13. Maybe get a job on a Waste Management truck nt

[MiniMe]

14. Go to Jail, Go Directly to Jail, Do Not Pass GO, do not collect $200

[GulfCoast66]

16. Learn Russian? NT

[cynatnite]

17. Lawyer up. n/t