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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsOrrin Hatch Delivers Farewell Address From Coffin Descending Into Plot Dug In Middle Of Senate Floor
WASHINGTONMarking the end of the longest tenure of any Republican senator in U.S. history, Orrin Hatch (R-UT) delivered his farewell address to colleagues Wednesday from a coffin being lowered into an open grave on the floor of the Senate.
It has been the honor of my life to serve my country these past 42 years in the very spot where I am to be buried, said the retiring seven-term senator as lawmakers from both sides of the aisle lined up to pay their final respects to Hatchs political career by throwing handfuls of dirt onto his descending body.
While its difficult to say goodbye, I take a certain measure of solace in the knowledge that Im to be entombed in the place Ive called home for half my life now. Please remember I will always be here in spirit, and also in the flesh, right here below the floorboards. Thank you, and God bless America.
Those in attendance confirmed the address ended when Majority Leader Mitch McConnell ceremoniously nailed the coffin closed with Hatch still speaking inside.
https://politics.theonion.com/orrin-hatch-delivers-farewell-address-from-coffin-desce-1831052039
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Orrin Hatch Delivers Farewell Address From Coffin Descending Into Plot Dug In Middle Of Senate Floor (Original Post)
Zorro
Dec 2018
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CaliforniaPeggy
(149,618 posts)1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, if only!
Submariner
(12,504 posts)2. OMG can't laugh that hard just after dinner
CaliforniaPeggy
(149,618 posts)5. Haven't eaten yet so I'm safe!
malaise
(268,998 posts)3. Almost caught me
CaliforniaPeggy
(149,618 posts)4. Me too! Then I saw the clue!
Crutchez_CuiBono
(7,725 posts)6. That was a noteworthy one...
Bookmarked for laughs now, and when in need later.
Hahaha.
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)7. Is there room for Trump and Ryan and McConnell in the coffin? eom
Hermit-The-Prog
(33,345 posts)8. that would require significant upgrades
Consider the flow of visitors paying homage to a Trump, Ryan, McConnell tomb; the sewage system in the capitol is not up to that task.
Adrahil
(13,340 posts)9. LOL! Nice!
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)10. I believe it. Yes, this sounds quite plausible
$50 says Hatch has mentioned being buried in the Senate to at least one colleague.
Hassler
(3,377 posts)11. Latter Day Grifter, Orrin Hack.