David Seaman Prays God Will Destroy Google With an Earthquake

[Initech]

On Friday, Pizzagate conspiracy theorist David Seaman posted a video in which he prayed that God would strike California with a massive earthquake that would wipe out Google headquarters as punishment for booting him off of YouTube earlier this year.

Seaman, who we last saw standing outside of the White House screaming, “John Podesta rapes children,” is currently suing Google and YouTube for supposedly censoring and defaming him. To make matters worse, Seaman is now on the verge of being forced to shut down his Fulcrum News website because he is totally broke since the stream of revenue he received from his YouTube channel dried up after he was banned in February.

“Ten months of not having a YouTube channel and therefore not having all the traffic that came from that YouTube channel has been a death blow to our startup,” Seaman said. “Nobody seems to care that I’ve been censored, that I’ve been censored and de-platformed and de-monetized and I am out of money.”

“Now I’m a poor person,” he bitterly complained. “I don’t understand why the public would do that to me, attack me constantly as a liar. No, Pizzagate is real. I didn’t self-enrich off of it. I’m poor.”

“Let’s see a big earthquake in California,” he prayed. “A big earthquake to wipe out Google and YouTube. Wouldn’t that be beautiful? Wouldn’t that be an affirmation that God is still out there somewhere?”

“If we can get his attention for a few minutes, wouldn’t a massive earthquake in California to wipe these pieces of shit out, wouldn’t that be beautiful?” Seaman continued. “It can still be a glorious 2018. We’ve got enough time. A big fucking quake, that’s what I want for Christmas. That’s all I want. I want to see Googlers deep under the surface of the earth, thanks to tectonic plates. That’s all I want. From my lips to God’s ears.”
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/david-seaman-prays-god-will-destroy-google-with-an-earthquake/

So if you can't beat them, utterly destroy them?

Also I'm really tempted to make a Sea Man joke here somewhere.

[gratuitous]

1. Bad theology, David

But you're such a crackpot, it doesn't really matter. If you're broke, get a job. I hear from President Trump that the economy is booming.

[Initech]

14. I thought conservatives hated freeloaders, no?

So he should get a job!

[classof56]

2. Well, as a recent resident on the Northern California Coast...

...who has just embraced Atheism, I'll be watching with interest how effective this idiot's words to god's ears are. Meanwhile, Initech, please make that Sea Man joke. Can hardly wait!

[Downtown Hound]

3. How's he going to look at kiddie porn then?

[workinclasszero]

4. Trump is looking for a chief of staff, right?

This loon would fit right in!

[3_Limes]

5. "Nobody seems to care..."

He said it himself. I think he understands well enough to get the big picture

Sorry buddy. Your 15 minutes are up. Thanks for playing.

Next!

[Downtown Hound]

6. Haha! Gold...

“Nobody seems to care that I’ve been censored, that I’ve been censored and de-platformed and de-monetized and I am out of money.”

“Now I’m a poor person,” he bitterly complained. “I don’t understand why the public would do that to me, attack me constantly as a liar. No, Pizzagate is real. I didn’t self-enrich off of it. I’m poor.”

Ah let me see.

You're right I don't care that you've been censored. I'm glad you're out of money. And the reason we did this to you is because you are a leech and a waste of oxygen. You can always hold a sign up by the freeway that says, "Will nutjob for food."

[Initech]

9. We need the Sad Hulk Music for that one!

[0rganism]

7. whoa David, do you pray to God with that filthy mouth?

i pray that God dispatches a dozen soapy angels to scrub your mouth and cerebellum

[Takket]

8. Irony

Irony is suing a company for defamation at the same time you are wishing death upon everyone who works for that company.

You are broke? What is it you righties love to say? Go flip burgers at McDonald’s you fucking snowflake!!!

[Volaris]

10. Do none of these fools understand how the private sector works?

social media is NOT a Public Forum...it is NOT the STREET CORNER.

which is WHY it comes with a goddamn EULA that you have to sign BEFORE you can use it.
Jesus, these twits.

[smirkymonkey]

11. Where do these people come from?

And why are they allowed to roam around freely?

[Initech]

12. I have a theory that if you give enough people a megaphone...

Someone is going to say something stupid, racist, batshit insane, or all 3. YouTube is that megaphone.

[jmowreader]

13. I think God already spoke, David

He demonetized your ass and put you into a state of poverty so you'd quit lying on the Internet. And now he's removing your name from the Book of Life...with a blowtorch.

A minister I once knew put it very simply, David: Sometimes you won't like the answer God gives you.

[Solly Mack]

15. Loser

Whiny little woe is me loser.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

16. this is why we must fund free condoms for anyone

[HipChick]

17. Won't really do anything..they have backup sites and hot stand sites

all across the globe..

Disaster Recovery is big Tech biz...