Profiles in Crazy, XXXIII. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

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PresiDented (Jellybean) Trump is saying, "And if the Democrats still won't give me funding for the wall, I'll close down the airports and banking system. . . . But don't worry: most people will blame Pelosi and the Democrats. . . . I've got this all figured out."

[LakeArenal]

1. "Wall wall, Hillary, Not Saudis Not Putin. No Collusion. Wall.

[Johonny]

2. Most of the hundreds of thousands of people negatively affected by my shutdown are democrats

And if they weren't before the shutdown, they are now!

[Bob Loblaw]

3. And if that doesn't work I'll hold my breath

At least until he realizes mixing orange and blue usually results in brown.

[ProudLib72]

4. Presidementor Rump sez

I only did four illegal things when I was with our troops in Iraq in order to distract from my shutdown!