Profiles in Crazy, XXXXIII. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

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On the phone PresiDented Donald Trump is saying: "What the lying liars at the failing New York Times didn't tell you, because frankly they haven't a clue, Judge Jeanine, is that I was acting as an agent for the good old U.S.A. . . . I was doing counter-counter-counter-counter-special intelligence (it's like playing 10-demensional chess in a dark closet) while getting into Russia's secrets and future plans against America. . . . And what do you know? . . . . Through my investigative powers I've found out they mean us all the best, they want to work with us. . . . But fake news won't even mention that; you wait and see."

[ProudLib72]

1. ...

Rump is thinking, "Is Jeanine wearing a night club outfit? For an old, old lady she's kind of hot. Maybe Mel won't mind. Heck, she hardly ever gives me the time of day anymore. I'm just going to move on Jeanine like a bitch, just grab her and make her mine."

Jeanine is thinking, "What a guy!"

[underpants]

3. A night club breast feeding dress

[skip fox]

6. Lovely, evocative, simple, comlpex, clear and contradictoryn as well as

"funny on a fuse." You are a writer.

[skip fox]

2. D.T. is saying:

"Maybe Vlad will want to make it three, but I don't know if he swings that way. . . . I'll ask."

[underpants]

4. Whoa! 9 o'clock at night? I'm not even at work at 9 am. I'll just phone it in.

[MoonRiver]

5. Dear Jeanine, your implants are completely obvious.