Profiles in Crazy, XLVI. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

PresiDented (Every Day Is Dementia Day!) Trump is saying: "I'll never cave and for a very good reason. I don't care if the shutdown causes a recession. So what? Or even a depression. I don't care if air-travel halts and non-inspected meat sends thousands to the hospital, or if terrorists come in by the hundreds through unprotected ports. . . . Do you know why? . . . America needs a strong leader."

[underpants]

1. I'm deploying the Covington boys to the border

That'll fix things.

[Johonny]

2. I gave them an incredible deal. I promised to lock up children seperated from their family

and have them die while in my custody for no reason at all other than my bigoted hatred of them people. In exchange for this incredible bargain, I will ask for 5 billion dollars to funnel into my shell wall company based in the Ukraine. I call it Manafort Inc. Just a coincidence. No Collusion. I think the democrats are going to take it. It's a good deal. Good for America. So good for America. We'll all be safer once that money hits my untraceable foreign bank accounts.

[skip fox]

3. D.T. continues:

"President Andrés Manuel López Obrador of Mexico just sent me a check for 5.7 billion dollars. . . . He just told me not to cash it right away. . . . He'll tell me when. . . .See? It's just like I said it would be."