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Sun Jan 27, 2019, 10:09 AM

"White House Doctors Unsure When Pelosi's Foot Can Be Removed from Trump's Rectum"

White House Doctors Unsure When Pelosi’s Foot Can Be Removed from Trump’s Rectum

At the time of publication, White House medical staff is still not sure if — or when — Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi’s foot can, or will, be extracted from the rectum of the President of the United States of America.

“We knew that Madam Speaker was the rightful owner of his testicle now, when the president went out to the Rose Garden and announced that he had been forced to re-open the government after almost five weeks and without any funding for his wall,” Dr. Brooke James told reporters this morning. “We didn’t realize until we were in what we call his Mushroom Zone that Speaker Pelosi had also gotten her foot up his rectum, and it’s one of the worst cases we’ve ever seen.”

Dr. James says that while she doesn’t expect the injuries sustained by President Trump to be permanent or life threatening, having Pelosi’s foot “wedged up inside his corn hole” will present difficulties in other areas of his life. “How will his boss ram the rubles up there now,” James asked rhetorically. “We’re really not sure. Frankly, with as far as Putin is up his ass, we’re surprised that there was any room for Nancy’s foot.”

https://alternative-science.com/pelosi-foot-trumps-rectum/

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Reply "White House Doctors Unsure When Pelosi's Foot Can Be Removed from Trump's Rectum" (Original post)
EffieBlack Jan 2019 OP
MineralMan Jan 2019 #1
dubyadiprecession Jan 2019 #2
Iliyah Jan 2019 #3
Gothmog Jan 2019 #4
skylucy Jan 2019 #5
bluestarone Jan 2019 #6
tonedevil Jan 2019 #7
Hermit-The-Prog Jan 2019 #8
keithbvadu2 Jan 2019 #9
ProudLib72 Jan 2019 #10
Elwood P Dowd Jan 2019 #11

Response to EffieBlack (Original post)

Sun Jan 27, 2019, 10:12 AM

1. LOL!

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Response to EffieBlack (Original post)

Sun Jan 27, 2019, 10:17 AM

2. Breaking New!

Pelosi's foot is out, but her high heal is still lodged in and causing trump great emotional and physical pain.

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Response to EffieBlack (Original post)

Sun Jan 27, 2019, 10:18 AM

3. That's vivid . . .

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Response to EffieBlack (Original post)

Sun Jan 27, 2019, 10:20 AM

4. That is very funny

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Response to EffieBlack (Original post)

Sun Jan 27, 2019, 12:09 PM

5. ...

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Response to EffieBlack (Original post)

Sun Jan 27, 2019, 12:19 PM

6. THIS could be a 2 year problem

Removal depends on future medical breakthroughs!

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Response to EffieBlack (Original post)

Sun Jan 27, 2019, 12:33 PM

7. I don't think her foot...

is still there because I see her standing strong on two feet. It is likely a combat boot she put on especially to kick donald's behind.

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Response to EffieBlack (Original post)

Sun Jan 27, 2019, 12:39 PM

8. incomplete report

Journalism has become sloppy in the digital age. Answering "who, what, when, where" are essential elements of any story, with "why" being a bonus. It has long been known that Trump is a special case, yet, nowhere in the article does Mr. Schlarmann specify in which rectum Speaker Pelosi's foot is lodged, the one below the belt or the one directly beneath Mr. Trump's nose.

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Response to EffieBlack (Original post)

Mon Jan 28, 2019, 12:04 AM

9. Lost her shoe

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Response to EffieBlack (Original post)

Mon Jan 28, 2019, 12:14 AM

10. Glad to see someone got it right for once

Now if the rest of the MSM took up this narrative...

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Mon Jan 28, 2019, 12:16 AM

11. He may have finally passed it using his special twitter room.

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