Will dump pull Speaker Pelosi

[SCVDem]

Over the top of the bench with one of his boorish controlling arm pull handshakes?

How many times will he call her Nancy?

Dems should rise and turn their back on the orange turd.

[samnsara]

1. we wont have to do anything.. he will feel her eyes on him during the entire thing..

...hes squeamish and maybe a bit superstitious and scared of women... He will feel Nancys eyes and see all the women in front of him NOT clapping and he will flop sweat and have dry mouth spittle and try to FORCE us to obey him! ha! maybe I will watch it after all.

[nolabear]

2. Maybe she'll apply a thick layer of hand cream.

It would drive him bonkers.

[MissB]

4. Omg brilliant!

He’s a germaphobe right?

[redstatebluegirl]

5. She should tell him she just changed a diaper before shaking hands with him.

[MineralMan]

7. No. She should tell him AFTER shaking hands.

[Arkansas Granny]

3. She should use her gavel and every time he tells a lie she should just whack him up side the head.

[gratuitous]

6. Sneak a scale onto the podium

One of those that projects the weight, and have the readout appear behind Trump. 239 pounds my sweet Aunt Fanny.

[MineralMan]

8. Perfect.

[Wounded Bear]

10. Yeah, I've always contended that 239 number was actually in kilograms...

[Dave Starsky]

9. There's a trick to counteract that "controlling handshake" bullshit.

Pull your middle finger in and tickle the center of their palm with the nail of your middle finger. The "power shaker" will instantly and instinctively let go of you and pull their hand back. It works every time. If this is done on camera, it looks particularly bad for the person who tried to "power shake" your hand.