Failing DU!

[ProudLib72]

That's it, I've really had it with DU this time. Everyone else already has at least one heart, and I have none! And how long has it been already? No one seems to appreciate how I have the best words. I call this hearts thing fake news. Everyone is buying millions of hearts for themselves. Why, I saw some DUers on the rooftops celebrating how they had bought hearts for themselves. These are crisis hearts paid for by none other than Soros! So until I receive some big, beautiful hearts, I'm not going to play this game anymore. In fact, I'm just going to shut down all of the internet so no one can have any fun at all.

I deserve hearts! And as soon as I get some, I'm heading to Chuck E Cheese's to celebrate...

[ProudLib72]

1. Thanks guys!

You've made me extremely happy! You've filled my belly with heart love!

[Glamrock]

2. Oh my god!

That pic is hilarious! As is the post!

[ProudLib72]

7. Honestly, I was getting a little jealous

That reminded me of the Rump, and I thought "How would he respond?"

[Glamrock]

9. I'll getcha this weekend when I get home

I don't have access to our PayPal stuff at the moment. I'm gonna get some hearts tomorrow night. You definately earned one baby! Muchos grassy ass for the laugh!

[nolabear]

3. THAT'S the way you do it! Unmitigated, unashamed whining.

You magnificent beast.

[csziggy]

6. The word of the day is "whinging"

Used earlier to describe Dolt45 on one of the MSNBC shows, maybe Ari Melber's.

[backtoblue]

4. Ha! You little grifter!

[ProudLib72]

8. I learned from the best

At Trump University! Got my real estate license with a minor in grifting!

[backtoblue]

10. "Be Best, Just Buy Our Test!"

Trump University: Major in BS Today!

Now offering Master's program in Grifting!

[PJMcK]

5. Perhaps you could buy a star

And maybe some hearts.