Bad news

[octoberlib]

Link to tweet

In an initial memo, the doctor who did Trump's physical today says:

I am happy to announce the President of the United States in in very good health and i anticipate he will remain so for the duration of his Presidency and beyond


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[greymattermom]

1. Who needs 11 specialists

for a routine check up? I just get a physician's assistant these days. Is that what they always do for the president?

[octoberlib]

3. I'm not sure but probably? I fail to see how someone who hasn't exercised a day in their

life, pounds back Big Macs and troughs of KFC gravy is in perfect health. And I wonder if they did a dementia check?

[area51]

8. Agreed. n/t

[Apollyonus]

13. A veterinarian and 10 psychiatrists n/t

[C_U_L8R]

2. Let's see.

He’s clearly obese. And with his diet, the cholesterol must be off the charts. Plus all that pop is surely contributing to his diabetes. The fast food sodium and sedetentary lifestyle has got to be causing massive hypertension. The COPD wheezing is obvious as are the adderal/cocaine sniffles and rages. Oh yeah he’s in fine shape. A real piece of work.

[octoberlib]

4. +1 My thoughts exactly. Reagan never had a bad physical, did he?

Even after he was showing signs of dementia while in office.

[greymattermom]

5. So what's his A1c?

That's a number I'd like to see.

[smirkymonkey]

15. And how would they know that he is in perfect health before the results of

any of his blood/urine tests came back. It's ridiculous. You can tell by looking at him that he has one foot in the grave. If it wasn't for that ridiculous fake tan and that piss colored comb-over, he would look even worse. He can barely walk 50 feet without getting winded.

Whatever. As long as he believes them and keeps shoving the greasy fast food and diet-coke down his pie-hole, it's just as well. He's on the fast track for a major coronary.

[ooky]

6. Not if he keeps eating that lard saturated chicken he won't.

[theboss]

7. I actually find this farcical part of his presidency amusing

And you know that he's going to live to be 116, because that's simply the way the world works.

[Brawndo]

11. Good. I want him alive to serve his prison sentence.

[dalton99a]

9. "Very Good" seems to be a downgrade from last year's "Excellent"

[Initech]

10. Uh yeah did Dr. Nick perform this physical?

Have you seen that giant buffet of his favorite foods? That can't be healthy.

[ProudLib72]

12. Did Buzz Lightyear conduct his physical?

He will be healthy to infinity and beyond!

[treestar]

14. Odd he is willing to speak for 2 years worth on a 72 year old