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Achilleaze

(15,543 posts)
Sat Feb 16, 2019, 06:51 AM Feb 2019

It's a great day for luxury, gourmet, tax-funded GOLF!

Gosh, wouldn't it be swell if the republicans would use our tax money to set us all up for a couple of days of glorious, golden, sunny, fabulous gourmet golf ?

Ha ha, suckers. Unless you are a republican "billionaire" casino hustler who dodged the draft five freaking times, cheated contractors, and lied repeatedly to America, you are shit out of luck. republicans say you are on your own, and should pull yourself up by your own Bruno Magli patent leather booties.

Instead, they suggest, why don't you spend the day cleaning your toilets, or basement, or better yet: write out a nice fat check to the IRS so republicans can continue to gin up the excitement around their FAKE emergency, and play with their diamond-studded putters.


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Achilleaze

(15,543 posts)
2. TRUMP HEADS STRAIGHT TO MAR-A-LAGO AFTER DECLARING A NATIONAL "EMERGENCY"
Sat Feb 16, 2019, 06:55 AM
Feb 2019

"By Friday morning, the hashtag #FakeTrumpEmergency was trending across the U.S. on Twitter. People pointed out that the president—a longtime golf enthusiast that reportedly had a $50,000 simulator installed at the White House—was headed to one of his favorite places to play golf right after the "important"declaration..."

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-mar-lago-national-emergency-1332979

Achilleaze

(15,543 posts)
5. Melanie's special TIPs on how to survive the republican EMERGENCY
Sat Feb 16, 2019, 09:21 AM
Feb 2019


"First, have your maid polish all your gold jewelry to an ultra-high luster. Then have the cook fluff up your russian caviar, before you swill it down with champagne. Finally, have your chauffeur bring your limo around to the front of your mansion so you can toodle off for an exquisite gourmet, taxpayer-funded OUTING at The Club. Ta ta." - Melanie (R)

trusty elf

(7,398 posts)
6. Love your exquisite snark!
Sat Feb 16, 2019, 09:41 AM
Feb 2019


There's a great palindrome to go with your OP, namely:

GOLF? NO, SIR! PREFER PRISON FLOG !

Speaking of which....

Incest Barbie Goes To Prison



Achilleaze

(15,543 posts)
8. I'm gonna stop, but I gotta rant one final rant on this theme
Sat Feb 16, 2019, 04:01 PM
Feb 2019

Because it totally pisses me off that I am paying taxes for this republican "billionaire" to party like it's the End Times, Inc. (R), while he crudely insults my intelligence with his lies about everything, including the fake republican wall "emergency."

Like so many Americans, we are getting screwed by the republican Tax Plan. We got a nice refund last year. This year we going to have to send the IRS another $900-plus bucks so the republicans can squander our money on luxurious, gourmet golf goof-offs for republican "billionaires."

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