"Marco Rubio is a soft, lukewarm nothing with dead eyes & a haircut so standard & boring it defies d

[Demovictory9]

“Marco Rubio is a soft, lukewarm nothing with dead eyes & a haircut so standard & boring it defies description. Rubio should be shipped deep into the Everglades & left to live out his days in a small, isolated cabin.Instead, he writes the nation's laws.”
-Miami News Times

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[magicarpet]

1. Marco Rubio is Barbie's Ken doll but with dark hair and a darker complexion.

100% Poly Vinyl Chloride Plastic,.. not a shred of humanity in his entire being.

[TexasBushwhacker]

4. Bet he doesn't have genitalia either n/t

[magicarpet]

5. Eunuch,..

Eunuch, castrated human male. From remote antiquity, eunuchs were employed in the Middle East and in China in two main functions: as guards and servants in harems or other women's quarters, and as chamberlains to kings, and the Royal House of Orange trDumps.

[Sherman A1]

2. Marco

would have to improve by several magnitudes to reach the level of miserable.

[brush]

3. He's a nothing who will eventually side with trump no matter what...

he says now against the emergency or the wall.

Put Susan Collins in the same category.

[voteearlyvoteoften]

6. I can't stop noticing his Dumbo ears

🐘 👂

[Blue Owl]

7. He'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a nothingburger today

n/t

[akraven]

8. No! Not in the 'Glades!!!

Plant him near KSC instead - or feed him to the gators!