How is the Du community holding up doing national emergency

[TEB]

We’re ok here I loaded up with more Hershey chocolate bars (symphony my favorite)the large ones. I like to dip the pieces in peanut butter, our sons love the almond bars and my wife just likes plain Hershey, but my wife will break into symphony or almond if no plain Hershey chocolate.

I took the boys to the gym yesterday our sons and their friend. And then we hit Red Robin’s they love cheeseburgers. Oh and stopped at store for dryer sheets they were in stock and fabric softener were not barbaric.

[Glamrock]

1. What the hell are you doing taking your family out in public?!?!?

There's caravans of Latinos at the boarder, man! And here I thought you were some kinda family man! To subject your family to this kind of danger? My stars n bars. I thought I knew you better!

[TEB]

4. Ok thanks for making me cry I'm emotional

[DFW]

2. Things are pretty tense here with foreigners, I gotta admit.

There are hoards of foreigners, rude, refusing to learn the local language, speaking only their own, acting like they own the place when most of them haven't spent ten days here cumulatively. I can understand why the locals here don't often have a high opinion of these Americans, and you find them literally all over the place during tourist season. I end up doing a lot of damage control.

[TEB]

3. Be safe keep up the damage control

[DFW]

6. Things should improve when Pence and his entourage leave.

Until the summer tourist crush comes, anyway....

[TEB]

7. 85 to 1987

West Germany the us army never helped with public relations

[DFW]

9. They didn't go out of the way to make things worse

Just sending Mike Pence here carrying greetings from Trump is barely one step from a declaration of open hostilities.

[TEB]

11. I loved the crowd silence

[DFW]

13. That was THE best.

Talk about silence speaking volumes!

[MLAA]

63. Mike pence the human gauntlet

[Maru Kitteh]

5. I'm almost out of toilet paper.

[TEB]

8. Send address we're loaded

Charmin soft and strong

[Polly Hennessey]

83. No,

make mine Cottonelle with
Aloe.

[BigmanPigman]

10. I just finished my protest sign.

Monday hundreds of protests will take place. Protest the fake National Emergency, fake crisis and racist deportation.

Check out the link to see if one is planned near you. More are added every hour.

"Donald Trump has declared a #FakeNationalEmergency—an illegal power grab from an unhinged man to push his racist, dangerous policies."

"We're mobilizing rapid-response events on Presidents Day—Monday, 2/18—against Trump's fake crisis and racist deportation force and to stand with immigrant, Muslim, and Black and brown communities to stop Trump's dangerous and illegal power grab."

Events will be at noon local time, or a time selected by hosts.
Join a #PresidentsDay protest to fight Trump’s fake crisis and racist deportation force. Use the search tools to find an event near you."
https://www.crisisresponse.us/event/crisis-response/search/

RESIST! Peace.

[TEB]

12. Unfortunately I'll be sleeping I work night

Thanks anyway

[BigmanPigman]

14. You'll be there in spirit at least!

I bring enough passion and energy to represent all fellow Duers to the events I attend. I always am exhausted afterwards due to the Adrenalin rush.

[TEB]

15. I love you go get them

[shraby]

16. I've got my duct tape, plastic sheeting, and desk. Have I mssed anything?

[TEB]

17. Shraby your on the ball

My friend I’m making sos for the boys we’re prepared

[TEB]

34. 6:40 am post your now du emergency coordinator

[SallyHemmings]

50. The supplies to make French Toast

I live in the Philly Suburbs. It seems to be a tradition to wipe out the local grocery store of milk, eggs and bread when bad weather is predicted.

I suppose the same rule applies to a Fake National Emergency.

A friendly tip, use pecan bread.

[CottonBear]

18. I'm out of coffee beans. In my home, that's an emergency!

☕️

Fortunately, I have a Kroger coupon for a free bag of coffee and the 24 hour Kroger is right down the street. I can live without a lot of things, but coffee isn’t one of them.

[TEB]

19. We're packing coffee

I agree it’s one of life’s essentials

[akraven]

20. We made sure the mean moose are on the alert.

And the local wolves!

[crazytown]

33. Wolves?

Build a wall fast. Next thing there will be coyotes running around all over the place

[akraven]

35. We adore wolves!

And turn them loose on Republicans as needed!

[Lochloosa]

21. Just did my rounds. All clear and secure here sir. 🖖

[TEB]

22. Come on man no sir here

[Lochloosa]

24. Yes Ma'am!

Cause that is what your kids would have said.

[TEB]

27. Got you

[tclambert]

23. Here in Michigan, we're only about 1500 miles from the southern border. Fortifying our position.

If the caravans somehow get past Donald Trump's magic wall, we have our back-up: walls of snow. Plenty of hamberders available nearby in case of short rations--McDonald's, Wendy's, Berder King. If desperate, we could go to IHOP. Wait, just been informed the I in IHOP stands for "International." Presume during emergency, our dear leader will force them to become "American Only" House of Pancakes. I guess the Belgian waffles are out of the question.

Oh, no! There's a TACO BELL just down the street! They got in! They. Got. In.

[TEB]

29. Ok relax I love Taco Bell

[TEB]

31. Look try the sour cream on taco salad

Keep us posted if Michigan falls it’s over good luck

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

72. We just made a successful...

Extraction to Canada...keep your stick on the ice...

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

49. We can fall back to a defensive position in the White Castle.

Armed with gut grenades!

If we're very quiet, nobody will notice there's another border surrounding most of Michigan. Don't get Trump started on that one.

[TEB]

65. As long as white castles

Does not become our Stalingrad

[crazytown]

25. I'm stocking up on copies of Windows 10

No MS-13 gets near my PCs

[TEB]

30. Good idea

My wife is I T department I’ll confer with her

[crazytown]

39. Well, I just got a home edition. Think I need enterprise.

They force these updates into your home, right through your firewall. I heard the enterprise ones have that ‘just say no’ borderwall feature.

[MLAA]

62. Hilarious!!!!

[TEB]

64. Are you ok I know your on front lines

[MLAA]

78. Being extracted today at 1400 hrs

Will lay low and only break cover when plane arrives at Jacksonville airport! 😉

[Heartstrings]

26. Hiding out in Thailand.....shhhhhh......

[TEB]

28. Awesome

I loved Thailand

[Clash City Rocker]

56. Mmm, Pad Thai (drool)

[AZ8theist]

32. I'm on the front lines of the pending invasion here in Arizona....

And I'm taking serious precautions during The National Emergency.

I'm following the Presidents example.

I'm playing golf....

[TEB]

36. Get it in while you can

The caravans May camp out on the course

[AZ8theist]

37. No worries....I carry 13 weapons in my bag....

[TEB]

38. I love it

[JustAnotherGen]

40. SAFE

House of JAG is marked safe.

[Mr. Quackers]

41. NEED SNACKS . . . REPEAT

NEED SNACKS!!!!

[TEB]

42. What do you need will mail it

[Mr. Quackers]

44. The mail is still operational in your sector?

[TEB]

47. Yes I love our mail lady

She is a Muslim from Africa she came here in the mid 90s she delithe mail friend she is dedicated

[Vinca]

43. I used leftover ciabatta bread to make french toast. The horror! Such sacrifice!

[Mr. Quackers]

45. I am humbled by your patriotism.

You are the true Hero.

[TEB]

46. It will make you appreciate it later

[kag]

48. It's madness!

Day two of the "Marauding Hispanic mothers and children" emergency, and our country may never be the same! Crops are being harvested and planted...get this--on schedule; there's not an unclean hotel room to be found anywhere; delicious restaurants are popping up everywhere we look; and most shocking--defenseless American children are learning (gasp!) foreign languages, and even exotic cultures other than their own ancient, revered Amurkin culture.

Why, just yesterday I spotted a horde...well, a group...okay, okay, a couple...of these lawless immigrants crossing the street. They were SO devious! They were using the crosswalk just to trick us, but I know for a fact (because you can always tell with "illegals" ) that they were on their way to a secret MS13 meeting. The woman probably wasn't even really pregnant; in fact she probably had a pillow stuffed with "big" drugs under her shirt. And the guy with her probably wasn't even her son; I'm certain the binky and pull-ups were just part of a clever disguise...just like the stroller.

But they don't fool me. Did you know they use midgets to pass as children? It's true! I saw it on the news. And I always watch the news. In fact I usually just keep it on while I do other stuff, you know? Like while I make dinner, and while I do laundry, and ...and ...and ...

[TEB]

66. Son of a guns

They are tricky

[Ohiogal]

51. I told Sophie

we need to dig a bunker so she said she’d get right on it. (my Lab)

I’m well stocked on toilet paper, split pea soup, coffee, and beer and wine.

I am keeping watch out the front window for the hoardes of furriners who will be roaming down our street and camping in our front yard according to Dumpy and Fox News. I have water balloons I can throw on them.

Anything else I need to do?

[TEB]

54. Awesome

[logosoco]

52. Well, it's day two of waking up to a

scratchy throat and fever like aches, but I vow to remain strong for the country. I guess the cold my grandsons and daughter had is being passed on to me. I won't hold it against them because they obviously got it from another source that is trying to bring everyone down.

Tomorrow though my daughter does have an appointment at Planned Parenthood for birth control. I guess she will be on the list of subversives.

Our family remains strong. We stocked up on macaroni and cheese yesterday because they were on sale, so we will have for provisions to last for a while.

[TEB]

55. Your good then

[Ohiya]

53. I went to Costco thursday....

I'm good til sometime in 2020!

[TEB]

57. Buying in bulk 👍

We gotta out you on the du national emergency coordinator team

[hlthe2b]

58. my Aussie/Border Collie brings comfort--but then I realized she is an UNDOCUMENTED immigrant!

Last edited Sun Feb 17, 2019, 10:03 AM - Edit history (1)

OMG! OMG! OMG!

I am harboring an illegal immigrant from Australia/British Isles. OMG! OMG! OMG!


Will she kill me as I sleep?

[TEB]

67. If needed will hide you both

[hlthe2b]

73. ...

[Ponietz]

59. A can of chipotles did me wrong nt

[Turbineguy]

60. Went to the gym yesterday

There were no hordes of tattooed gang members. The cycling class was full however.

[MLAA]

61. Public Service Announcement -

When the stress gets too great from the emergency go look through Salmonenchantedevening again slowly. I am doing reconnaissance in the middle of enemy territory (very red North Florida - visiting my Dad). Everything looks normal, but I am not fooled it is dangerous out there! Everybody watch your 6 (or somebody else’s 😉

Over and out.

[TEB]

68. Remember just name rank serial #

Tell your dad hey

[littlemissmartypants]

69. Thanks for asking TEB.♡ Readiness is my middle name.

Being in hurricane land there's always an ample supply of water, batteries, flashlights, easily prepared food, drinks, ice and in this case extra blankets, just in case the power goes out. Prepped battery pack for the mobile and extra food for the fur babies. Manual can opener. Full tank of gas, oil lamps, oil, candles. Just as a bonus I decided to cook a roast with lots of good veggies and have adult beverages at the ready, just in case. So as with most states of emergency, I'm good. If it gets too rough I may have to bake cookies, though.

Almost unflappable. Worst case scenario, I'll take a nap.

Hopefully you and yours will make it through. Hang in there!

[TEB]

70. Can the boys boog and I come for cookies

I’ll bring milk

[littlemissmartypants]

71. Sure no problem. Sounds like a good plan! ♡ nt

[Sugar Smack]

76. We can't be too careful!!1!!

The base located directly on our border is armed with dangerous knick-knacks made in China! And "groundskeepers"!1! If we don't fortify for the duration we're SCREWN. Good to know you & your fur babies are safe and on lockdown!!1!

[littlemissmartypants]

79. ♡

Stay strong Sugar Smack! Stay strong!

[Sugar Smack]

82. Good luck and Godspeed, lilmissmartypants!

May the Force be with y'all.

[littlemissmartypants]

84. And with you!

[In It to Win It]

74. Haven't left the house since

[UniteFightBack]

75. I AM SCARED - HOLD ME.

[Pobeka]

77. Had maybe our last Mexican meal with margaritas last night.

The tequila supply looked a little low behind the bar.

I think there's going to be a run on tequila.

This is going to be bad for margarita lovers. $100 for a margarita with lousy Jose Cuervo?. Yep, I see it coming...

[Tree-Hugger]

80. I have a cold

My area of PA is about 2100 miles from the extremely dangerous city of El Paso, TX. I *know* that my cold came directly from the hoards of immigrants waiting to invade there. No fear, though. I took some good I took some American elderberry syrup and I am on the mend.

I'm going to Panera later. If I am going to defend myself and my country from this National Emergency, it's going to be with a belly full of broccoli cheddar soup, steak and white cheddar panini, and enough carbs to fuel all of 'Murica. Somebody please cover me.

Note: I will need to watch my DVR'd stock of Goldbergs and American Housewife episodes before I fight. Then we can go back to our National Emergency.

[GoCubsGo]

81. After my weekly stocking up on groceries yesterday, I went to Zumba class.

I figured all the Latin music and dances will help me better understand the perpetrators of this emergency. I will be headed back to the gym shortly, to practice my water skills, and listen to a Stephanie Miller Happy Hour pod cast while I swim my laps. I will be honing my skills for keeping my self from drowning because of laughing so hard with my face in the water. They may come in handy somehow in this emergency. Then I will come back and spend the afternoon watching hockey. The real emergency there is that I really don't like either team that is playing, but I will suffer through it, because I like watching hockey.

[Polly Hennessey]

85. I'v seen caravans going

up to Lake Tahoe. Oh, wait. I’m told those are skiers ⛷. I will remain vigilant and let you know if I see hordes of ??? What is it I’m looking for, again?

[TEB]

86. Thanks Polly

[samnsara]

87. i traded the family silver to a neighbor to plow me out of the driveway

[TEB]

89. Spring is coming

[Claritie Pixie]

88. Well, last night was date night, we decided to risk leaving the house.

It was rough going but after enjoying some live music on the patio with a cold beer, made it home ok!

[TEB]

90. ? Was it decent music

Seriously once our one daughter went on a date the guy took the bill into the bathroom to itemize it was only one date first last

So at times if my wife and I our out I’ll say hold on if the dinner check comes then I’ll go further and say ok your half is this much I get a look

We went out last night for sea food and I stopped drinking but she enjoys White Russians I meant the cook at bar I said crab cakes were awesome

Hope the date was awesome

[Claritie Pixie]

94. Ha! We trade picking up the tab on date nights.

I love white russians too your wife knows what's good! So yeah a decent Americana band entertained us outside on the patio. We relaxed and played with a kitty who pestered us for french fries. It was kind of a chilly night but they had column heaters going. Pretty darn near perfect.

[Yonnie3]

91. OMG! Orange cones have invaded our entire block.

They have a placard saying NO and TOW on them and other writing I can't quite read from my bunker. They have deployed on both sides of the street and have spaced themselves out evenly.

We are under siege. Send reinforcements, but carpool or ride the bus, as parking is in short supply.

[TEB]

92. Will Uber work

[Yonnie3]

93. I dunno, worth a try.

Does Uber go into orange cone zones?

Recon has found evidence that they have dug in one block north. They've even protected their trenches with armor roofs. They mean business.

We remain on full alert.

-

Y3

[coeur_de_lion]

95. Just boarded up the windows

Expecting anti-aircraft guns to arrive from Wal-Mart any minute.