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Bonus Tweet of the Day (Original Post) RandySF Feb 2019 OP
Cough choke sputter OH HOLY HELL Leghorn21 Feb 2019 #1
That's beautiful. Solly Mack Feb 2019 #2
He wouldn't have made it through boot camp DesertRat Feb 2019 #3
Nah! MyOwnPeace Feb 2019 #4
He could have deserted like W rickyhall Feb 2019 #5

MyOwnPeace

(16,937 posts)
4. Nah!
Tue Feb 26, 2019, 11:54 PM
Feb 2019

"If" he had served, Daddy would have bought him a commission, you know, Lieutenant Trump, and he would have had his own group of soldiers that he would have led into batt....., er, wait, probably into "entertainment centers" (you know, places with women waiting to "entertain" soldiers) when on R&R leave.
But then again, he would also probably been one of the very first "officers" to be "fragged" by the soldiers serving under him, so inspired by his so very obvious leadership skills.

Yeah, that's our great leader - and he would have served so well..........

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