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Fri Mar 15, 2019, 04:55 PM

As predictable as the fucking sunrise...


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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Fri Mar 15, 2019, 04:59 PM

1. You mean the kind of 'ongoing theory' you pull entirely outta your fat f****** ass

And barf up onto the Twitter machine?

THAT kinda 'theory', you malignant pussbag?

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Response to mr_lebowski (Reply #1)

Fri Mar 15, 2019, 05:02 PM

2. For which why Rush has has the nickname of......


LIMPBALLS.

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Fri Mar 15, 2019, 05:07 PM

3. Oh sure. That makes great sense.

These nut cases somehow turn everything upside down and backwards. It's like they have dyslexia of the mind.

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Fri Mar 15, 2019, 05:10 PM

4. I hear drug addicts create drama to deflect attention from their own issues

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Fri Mar 15, 2019, 05:13 PM

5. That's surprising. He usually avoids this sort of thing

I've listened for a long time and he thinks he's this blue ribbon level above all else.
That he grasping like that tells me several things and neither is good.

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Fri Mar 15, 2019, 05:16 PM

6. Yes, and Hitler did his thing merely to make Nazis look bad

 


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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Fri Mar 15, 2019, 05:19 PM

7. One wonders.... when that a'hole finally breathes his last, will the floodgates burst forth with

"tell-all" books about the skeletons in his closet(s)? Obviously, his money has kept him secure and protected with only the occasional old rumor popping up from time, but quickly buried.

There is a story to be told, though. Of that, I feel certain.

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Fri Mar 15, 2019, 05:30 PM

8. Also too,... Adolph Hitler was,..

.... Mahatma Gandhi's twin brother. They both believed/taught non violence, peace, and love.





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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Fri Mar 15, 2019, 06:34 PM

9. Given Rash Limburger's insensitivity to what most consider "normal" human compassion and

empathy, "there's an ongoing theory" that he is in fact NOT human, but a reptilian other-worlder that gets its monologues by telepathic transmissions from a mothership in a geosynchronous orbit that keeps it behind our moon. Surviving entirely on oxycontin and brown rats---which it wolfs down squatting behind dumpsters in whatever city it finds itself in---it is said to use its frequent forays into warmer climes as a respite from the incredible itching of its human suit.

In the warmth of, say, Costa Rica, Rash can bask in the sun "au naturel" and give his scaly epidermis a chance to heal from the chafing pink "balding sedentary deplorable" outfit he wears for work.

"There's an ongoing theory" that "polynoidal cysts" may be other-worlder for "bone spurs", but although there are obvious similarities, that has not yet been confirmed.

To those who think these theories farfetched, consider how intensely interested Rash has been in Michael Cohen---ever since Trump said he was a RAT!

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Response to Blue_Tires (Original post)

Fri Mar 15, 2019, 06:41 PM

10. Anyone else want to use that face as a punching bag?

It would very enjoyable.

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