Leaked schedule for A.G. Barr review of Mueller report with Trump (could be fake, since I wrote it)

[Miles Archer]

11 AM: Sock puppet re-enactment of the first half of page one

11:10 AM: Break for juice box and pop tarts

11:30 AM: Sock puppets finish re-enactment of page one

11:40 AM: Poop break

12:00 PM: The "Everyone who's indicted, take one step forward" game

12:10 PM: White House Staff gathers to applaud and laugh heartily as Trump dances around in a circle proclaiming "I'm not indicted, I'm not indicted, I'm not indicted, NO COLLUSION!"

12:30: Break for Juice Box, chocolate chip cookies, and belly rubs from Sean Hannity as he asks "Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?"

12:45 PM: Poop break

1:00 PM: Trump phone call to Kim Jong Un, in which he asks "How do you say "NO COLLUSION" in Chinese?"

1:15 PM: Conference call with Tucker Carlson, Jeanine Pirro, David Duke, and Playboy's 2010 Playmate of the Year Hope Dworaczyk

1:30 PM: Sock puppet re-enactment of the first half of page two

1:40 PM: Two Quarter Pounders with Cheese, fries, Diet Coke, two fried apple pies

2:00 PM: Poop time

2:10 PM: EXECUTIVE TIME

4:10 PM: Sock puppet re-enactment of the second half of page two

4:20 PM: KFC break

4:45 PM: Poop time

5:00 PM: EXECUTIVE TIME

[BSdetect]

1. LOL brilliant

[Timmygoat]

2. Seriously though

I am getting tired of all this nonsense about what we will be allowed to know about it. Correct me if I am wrong, we, as taxpayers
paid for the report, we are paying Barr et al, and they are telling us what we can see and not see, I want to know who made them
king!

[Miles Archer]

8. It's damned sure not about Republicans wanting the American people to know the truth.

I'm trying not to do too much analysis of things I don't know.

I do believe Mueller re-directed portions of this to other investigations, such as SDNY.

So Corey Lewandowski's emotional declaration last night about this "exonerating" Trump sounds premature, at best. Also, the only way he knows a damned thing about the report is is Barr gave it to Trump, and Trump then shared his own "analysis."

[Kurt V.]

3. K&R

[Takket]

4. Hilarious yet probably close to accurate.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

5. You've got a knack for writing, Miles...

...if that is even your real name!

[Miles Archer]

6. Lose one letter from "Miles" and change another, and YES...it's my real name.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

7. You've got a knack for writing, Ileq. nt

[Simeon Salus]

9. This can't be complete

I see no time scheduled for Russian prostitutes to piss on the Constitution.

[dalton99a]

10. Sounds pretty accurate