To the paid trolls monitoring DU for The Dark Side: I just read that the twisted POS

[Atticus]

you worship is compiling an "enemies list". I demand that you forward my name for inclusion.(I have no illusions of anonymity just because I don't post here with my real name)

I guarantee you that no one thinks less of Dear Leader than I do. I look forward to getting gloriously drunk annually for the rest of my life on the anniversary the first day of his life prison sentence. Should I be fortunate enough to outlive him, if health permits, I pledge to make an annual pilgrimage to the place of his interment and, at least mentally, urinate on his grave.

Is that enough? I really want to be on that list. A-T-T-I-C-U-S.

[True Blue American]

1. May I join?

[olegramps]

13. I commend you for your sacrifice for truth, however, the Constitution should head the enemies list.

[LuvNewcastle]

2. I look forward to the day he has a KFC/Big Mac stroke.

Hope it happens while he's doing one of his Klan rallies. The dog and I will have big, thick steaks that night!

[CaptYossarian]

15. Nope. He'll be the first 70-something to die from SIDS.

[FailureToCommunicate]

3. No, I AM Atticus!

(Put ME on that 'enemies list'!)

[Laura PourMeADrink]

4. You guys let us know if you get and IRS audit

Or end up on the no-fly list. I don't trust TRussia.

[samnsara]

11. i wont live in fear of these troglodytes and bottom feeders..

...they have proven they dont make good choices..

[gopiscrap]

45. I have been on the no fly list

[Laura PourMeADrink]

56. Good job! I have been investigated by TSA - just think it was because I now

live close to Bush ranch in TX. Tell your story !!!

[Harker]

8. That's truly brilliant. n/t

[Wednesdays]

32. The real Atticus is in the 18th row, 26th from the left.

[The Wizard]

5. I'd piss on his grave but I promised myself

after getting out of the army I would no longer stand in long lines.

[bluecollar2]

16. LOL...

Reminds me of a Texas AFL-CIO convention I was at back when there was a movement to bury Reagan with all pomp and circumstance in Washington D.C..

One of the guys offered to stand guard over the grave...

So he could "...shoot the sorry son of a bitch if he tries to rise up from the grave."

The line of volunteers to relieve him grew pretty quickly.

[58Sunliner]

30. Bucket list!!

[Timmygoat]

6. I understand

That they are going to fight tooth and nail to keep the report secret, we paid for it, we have a right to see it. I hope we can hear Mueller testify, but it is going to be hard to do. The fact that the Trump's group is now sending lists out to the media to tell them who they can or cannot have on scares me more than a little, it is like being in a communist state, what next after enemies list,
will it be incarceration?

[SWBTATTReg]

41. And I guarantee you that almost everyone (except faux maybe) will ignore these lists...

trying to dictate to the media on who to have and who to not have smacks clearly of censorship / impediment of free speech 100%

[Frosty02]

47. I'm Afraid Not

Maybe I'm just depressed but I see them following the lists. After all they are owned by his rich supporters. And the big media that most people follow don't really do journalism - just 'reporting'. Few do any serious criticism or call the Repubs out when they lie.

[Pepsidog]

7. Don The Coward hasn't the balls to man up. Make an enemies list, it's a badge of honor to be on it.

[samnsara]

9. forward mine as well....

... i am an enemy of trump...

[UpInArms]

10. Waves hand

Pick me, too!

[ananda]

12. Send my name too.

I also want to be on that list.

[thucythucy]

14. Add me as well.

Indeed, I'd feel ashamed NOT to be on such a list.

[jayschool2013]

17. I was definitely on W's enemies list

So why not join this cool new club? Add me, please.

Fuck Bush!
Fuck Trump!

[watoos]

18. It's all Kabuki theater,

the f**king M$M is already on Trump's side, it and Russia got him elected.

Steyer and Bezos should have pulled their money together and bought out a cable news network that was really progressive.

[rainin]

24. They still can. They're among those swimming in tax cut $$$$.

[Buns_of_Fire]

19. I see Comrade Fatass is making the same mistake Nixon did.

Nixon could've charged $5 a head for the honor of being included on HIS list.

I have no doubt Rump could charge $10 and pick up an easy million or two. Add in the "Executive" level (which comes with a genuine robo-signed Certificate of Authenticity for only $10 more, frame not included) and he could pay for a wall somewhere.

Some "businessman."

[jdale]

20. I'm proud...

to be added to the listing.

[handmade34]

21. I'm in!

[B Stieg]

31. Me, too!

[PurgedVoter]

22. I renounce Trump and all of his minions.

On the positive side, it is now real, real easy to see who is wearing the black hat in this Western. The stupid townsmen are pretty obvious as well.

[47of74]

23. Yeah Fuck Trump

You got that paid trolls?

[homegirl]

25. Can ypu be persuaded

to compile a list to be forwarded? If so, please let me know how to add my name, thanks.

[Gothmog]

26. Here is the Memo trump sent to TV producers

Link to tweet

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[angrychair]

27. ADD ME TO THAT LIST

I won't take a piss on his grave. No, not that.
Nor would I ever take a dump on his grave. No, not that.
Nor would I ever vomit on his grave. No, not that.

Nope. I would never do that.

[gordianot]

28. I am there with equal or greater revulsion I include his supporters.

Every despot who has ever lived had supporters who made it possible. No reason to repeat who they were Trump and his supporters are in their ranks.

[PatrickforO]

29. Do you seriously think there are paid trolls on here?

Maybe so...

[Shrike47]

33. I do. Seriously.

[PatrickforO]

35. I think they are pretty subtle, though, in this neck of the woods.

I post on the Hill sometimes, and those trolls are really, really obvious.

Now that I think about it, it seems that there are some people on here who regularly use the divide and conquer strategy. I'm still tripping on the horrors of 2016. We really got played in that one, no matter what side we were on.

Lots of really big money lined up against us at all times, and it will work night and day, 24/7/365 to subvert any good we might be advocating for the American people.

The example I can think of now is the tempest in our little teapot about whether we should back off from (gasp, shudder) socialism. It will destroy us, when someone calls themself a Democratic Socialist, or even a Social Democrat. Yep. We're all capitalists here!

In the meantime, while we are fighting tooth and nail on THAT issue, we see the US Justice Department supporting a Federal court ruling that declares the ACA unconstitutional, environmental regulations have been rolled up, billionaires got to dip their greedy hands even further into the treasury after the 2017 tax scam, and now Trump is making lists of people the media shouldn't talk to because they have been critical of him.

We've got a situation here that is pretty alarming and going downhill fast.

But we should still argue the fine points of Social Democrat vs Democratic Socialist vs Socialist for sure!

[True Blue American]

34. Yes, you can spot them

A mile away.

[PatrickforO]

36. Argumentative? Divisive?

I've seen some newbies on here who seem a bit rougher around the edges and a couple who don't seem to shy away at all from ad hominem attacks - which are OK on Trump and the Republicans, for sure, but not on Dems. And....wait for it....not on Bernie, either.

[True Blue American]

38. Both

And they do nothing but criticize one Domocrat or another.

They do not last long here.

[Hekate]

54. Yes. Though some, I think, are volunteers just out for shits and giggles.

Disgusting people.

[Generic Other]

37. Just go tell him to eat shite on his twitter feed

Then SHSanders will put you in line for execution.

[mitch96]

39. So how many trolls do we have on the DU now?? just curious...

And how do you spot one? I always thought a person with a low post count and questionable posts was obvious.
m

[Atticus]

40. I have no idea. It is the sort of thing that is nearly impossible to prove, so I name no one------

---but, I do have a few on my "suspect" list.

[WyLoochka]

42. Make sure to have me on that list

I am honored to have been blessed with the ability to recognize such a cruel, demented criminal as this loathsome creep is when I see one.

[patphil]

43. It would be an honor

to be included in that list...a list of true patriots who stand opposed to the Father of Lies.

Patrick Phillips

[gopiscrap]

44. I won't just mentally pee on his grave

I will actually piss on it and maybe if it is not too cold outside, take a dump on it also

[Takket]

46. me too........

My name is Mike Pence and my wife's name is Betsy Devos! Get us on the enemies list and have drumpf take us OUT!!!!!!!!

[jimlup]

48. I'll join you for those annual drinks!

But this stupid Orange Clown really is just a passing symptom of a deep ignorance in our society.

[SMoss]

52. Traitor

The deeper symptom is the actions of American and Russian oligarchs action to eliminate our democracy, and the intellectually lazy Americans they are deceiving.

[jimlup]

61. Yes

we are facing a different problem than we faced before. The problem is not nations it is those who control the international situation. Right now it is scary to think how deeply our resident troll thing we seem to have as PROTUS is in Putin's pocket. I guess it will pass but I certainly hope some smart people who understand what has happened are on this one.

At least Trump is stupid. That's the only thing in our favor.

[SMoss]

49. Piss party

I will joyously join you in pi**ing on his grave. No question we will out live him.

[Ilsa]

50. Fuck yeah, I'm in. Tomorrow, I'll be leaving an obscene message for betsy fucking devos.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=11960803

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

51. Nixon had an enemies list, and a lot of people were proud to be on it.

The New York Times and the Washington Post made the list, of course. I'm glad to see they're keeping up the good work.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_list_of_Nixon%27s_political_opponents

[Totally Tunsie]

53. Me too! Me too...

and it ain't so easy for us w'minfolk to do that urinating thing b/c we have to squat.

[Ligyron]

58. No you don't.

I've had women pee in urinals standing right next to me. If you learn to pee standing up you can start at the top of the headstone and work your way down before signing your name on the grave itself.

[Efilroft Sul]

55. Screw you, trolls.

My great-grandfather denounced Mussolini and fascism in a town square outside of Florence in 1922 and was wanted dead or alive by the Black Shirts. We don't suffer tyrants and traitors in my family.

[lunatica]

57. One of them just had one of my threads removed today.

I said something about letting white MAGATs die out and someone alerted that I was using hate language against a race. I’m white, and was doing no such thing.

That anyone on DU fell for it is what surprised me.

Maybe some of us have our own dedicated trolls. It happened to me before, also on a post you wouldn’t usually find offensive.

[alfredo]

59. Will someone move over to give an old veteran a seat on this fuck trump bus?

[forgotmylogin]

60. No, I AM SPARTACUS!