"Dad tried to saw off my head and send it to the lab." . . . Please come CAPTION Alex Jones!!!

[skip fox]

Alex Jones is saying: "I want to pull the trap door that snaps the scrawny traitorous necks of these fake news types and their conspirators in Congress and the Deep State. . . . The only people I feel sorry for is the poor CAPTIONers at Democrat Underground trying to top that! . . . Not so funny now, are you, stinky pants?["






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Above CAPTION in part based on (actually nearly "plagiarized from" ) the following a Jones clip at Media Matters:

https://www.mediamatters.org/blog/2019/03/25/alex-jones-reacts-mueller-report-summary-expressing-his-willingness-execute-traitors/223232

[Johonny]

1. The leprechauns in the Clinton Foundation are using weather machines to buy gold to finance

the communists to sell Benghazi yellow cake uranium to the moon Nazis to infiltrate pizza joints with pedophilic weight loss shakes. You heard it here first!

[skip fox]

2. Somebody's been watching way too much news.

But then what can I say? . . . I immediately understood every reference besides the Moon Nazis, which I took to be a grace note of your own.

[Liberal In Texas]

3. What? You've neverf heard of this?:

[skip fox]

4. I hereby vow to sit mindlessly at my television 10 more hours per week!

[area51]

5. Alex Jones mashup

[skip fox]

6. Who needs a bad acid trip after that?