Profiles in Crazy, LXVIII. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

PresiDented Trump is saying: "Are you kidding? I've got a GREAT health care plan, details and costs and projections and everything. . . . I just don't want The Democrat Party stealing it and taking credit for it. . . . That's why I've got it locked in a vault until after the next election. You can take that to the bank!"






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Above CAPTION based on this spud's imaginary (actually "cartoon" ) world as covered by CNN:

https://www.cnn.com/2019/04/02/politics/trump-health-care-2020-election/index.html

[Johonny]

1. I get health care now. I get it. We will be the party of health care. The care of your health

we party will be. We have so many plans. Huge plans, like you wouldn't believe. Rick Scott, a man that defrauded medicare of more money than any other man in this country, knows a thing or two about the health care. He will be doing the health care. So much of it. You don't want to hear how much he will doing the health care. I certainly won't tell you. But it's, frankly, fantastically huge. Very big. People will be getting the so much health care. They will be like, Mr. President, will you please stop now with the health and the care already. It's too much. It's too much of the health care. And I will be like, no, have more. Have a lot more. And it's so cheap. So cheap. It's like free stuff. The Democrats promise free stuff, but I deliver. I deliver. Like the time I delivered the health care to you in my first term. Only this one will be so, so, so much more of the health care. It will be so much better than Obamacare. So much better. On a scale of 1 to 10, it will be on that scale. That's how good it will be. So good. So very good. Health care is hard. Like having sex with my wife. Hard. But I get it now. I get it, you get it, we all get it. You'd need it as much as I do too if you ate nothing but McDonalds like I do.

[lsewpershad]

2. And the crap slinging

master, slings again.

[marble falls]

3. "if you need me, Steve, just whistle. You know how to whistle? Just put your two lips ...

OK, just put your lips together ... put your lips ... dammit ... lips together ... my lips are small, too!?!?!. Sad."

[skip fox]

4. D.T. continues:

"If I was nay smarter, I'd have to be twins."

[Johonny]

5. D.T. continues I'm going to take my plan and put it in a lockbox. I don't think anyone said that

before. I coined that phrase.

[skip fox]

6. D.T. continues:

"Oh yeah, I coined that phrase too, the one about coining a phrase. . . . Bet you didn't know that, did you?"