Profiles in Crazy, LXIX. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("What's wrong with batshit?" ) Trump is saying: "My father was born in a wonderful little village in Germany. . . You might say it was enchanted (which might explain my excellent genes, by the way). . . . And his father, my grandfather, was the heir to the Russian throne and would have been emperor, avoiding all the Revolution nonsense, but the Russian fake news and deep state brought him down. . . . Believe me."



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Above CAPTION based on the fact that his brillancy has mistated his father's birthplace four times recently:

https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/donald-trump-keeps-claiming-his-father-was-born-in-germany-he-wasnt/news-story/e191b83574ed9f447d88c02a1f612758

[Johonny]

1. Now I know wind. I hear the wind. The wind, they say, it's great. So good. So much energy.

It's so clean. But the wind. You know about the wind? It blows. It does. It blows. And the noise. Let me tell you about the noise. You never heard so much hot air blowing at once. The sound, it causes the cancer. I hear it causes the cancer. Now some very smart people have looked into it. Very smart. They say it causes the cancer. Are you going to rely on the Obamacare to cure that wind cancer? I don't think so. You call them Obamacare people up and say, I got the wind cancer and you know what they're gonna do. They're going to tell you there's no such thing. No such thing as the wind cancer. It's killing you. And they don't believe it. Well, we're going to look into the oranges of wind cancer. I think it's wind. I think it is. Many smart people agree with me. Many smart people. So maybe it's true. Who knows? Wind cancer, could be.

[skip fox]

2. D.T. is saying:

" I'dn't make a mistake, I was talking about the origins of oranges right before that so naturally I was finding closure. . . . You guys just don't know poetry."

[Johonny]

3. D.T. is saying

Knock, knock,

Who's there,

Oranges,

Oranges who?

Oranges glad I'm not bananas?

[TheBlackAdder]

4. I talk to the trees

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I talk to the trees
But they don't listen to me
I talk to the stars
But they never hear me

The breeze hasn't time
To stop and hear what I say
I talk to them all in vain

But suddenly my words
Reach someone else's ear
At someone else's heart strings too

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[0rganism]

5. i talk to the wind

surprised no one posted this yet...

Said the straight man to the late man
Where have you been?
I've been here and I've been there
And I've been in between

I talk to the wind
My words are all carried away
I talk to the wind
The wind does not hear
The wind cannot hear

I'm on the outside looking inside
What do I see
Much confusion, disillusion
All around me

I talk to the wind
My words are all carried away
I talk to the wind
The wind does not hear
The wind cannot hear

You don't possess me, don't impress me
Just upset my mind
Can't instruct me or conduct me
Just use up my time

I talk to the wind
My words are all carried away
I talk to the wind
The wind…